Eddsworld x Reader ☆Done!!!☆

CRACKSHOT! ??? x reader

Someone once said.

"Linnea marry me."

This is my response,

As a crackshot.

Enjoy~

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◇reader pov◇

I stared at myself in the mirror, examining the white wedding dress I wore.

"This fucking sucks why am I single?" Jay ranted, arms folded and pouting.

I gave him a sympathetic look, placing my hand on his shoulder and leaning into his ear.

"Because you're a fuckboy." I smiled, he nods.

"Thanks y/n, you're a piece of fucking shit." He said, and I blush.

"C'MON SLUTS IT'S STARTING!"  Jay screeches, running from the dressing room and grabbing a beer and smashing it on his head.

I placed the veil over my face, and stepped out on the isle when I heard the song begin to play.

Somebody once told me,

I kicked the door open, white dress fluttering as I did so. The crowd of onlookers started taking pictures as I walked down the isle.

The world is gonna role me,

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

She was lookin kinda dumb,

With her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

I reached the alter, and I saw my friends, Matt, edd, Tom and tord crying.

Apparently they wanted to marry me,  but my love belongs to her.

Linnea.

She stood in a tux, long pink hair tied into a bun except the bangs. Her blue eyes sparkled in the outdoor sunlight, and her pale skin shown.

Her soft lips pulled into a smile as I approached, taking her hands in mine.

The preacher was a corgi, and barked.

"I do." Linnea said.

The corgi barked again.

"I do." The words left my lips, and linnea placed the ring on my finger,  I did the same to her.

As we were about to kiss, tord piped up.

"Now, as much as I love girls kissing, I want to be the one to marry y/n." He said.

"No, she deserves better, like me!" Matt said, glaring.

"You're a mirror face, she'd love me!" Edd protested.

"No!" Tom snarled.

Soon, a fight broke out between them, Tom becoming a monster, edd a superhero, Matt a vampire and tord managing to get a large robot.

We watched as they battled, before all that was left was tord.

He took my hand in his, kneeling.

"Y/n, you're a fucking hoe, ugly as shit and I hate your guts, will you marry me?" I shook my head.

A shot rang out, and he fell down dead.

Linnea held a gun in her hand.

"He's so nice." She hissed.

"I know, he's really kind." I grumbled, kicking his body.

We kissed, and author chan was the best meme.

Shrek cried happy tears at the beautiful scene.

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☆reader pov☆

I sat up in a cold sweat, anxiously scanning my surroundings.

I went to roll over, and saw a mess of pink on the pillow next to me.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"