You turned around and saw the man you were with last night.
"Oh my god. Don't tell me we-"
You looked under the covers. You were both fully clothed. You were so happy you almost cried, but you could cry later, you had to leave now.
You didn't know where you were nor did you have your own Uber. You called a friend to come take you to your house, and they came right away, no questions asked.
You got home and washed up and open the cabinets to get some breakfast. Empty. No food at all.
You got dressed and headed to the store and got the things you needed. As you were walking down an isle you spotted a familiar green face.
"Shrek?" You mumbled to yourself.
You wanted to run over there and give him a big hug. He still had a cast on and he was in a boot for his foot, and a Scar on his head.
Then a snobby looking blonde kid walked up to Shrek and said something, Shrek looked annoyed with what the kid said. He seemed to repeat the words over and over so you decided to walk over there and hear what the kid says.
"Do the roar." The kid looked angrier each time he said it, and Shrek looked every more annoyed.
"Listen Kid, I already told you," Shrek gritted through his teeth,"an ogre only roars when he's angry," Shrek balled up his fist,"and you don't want to see me angry."
"Do the roar." The kid said again, this time you knew Shrek was about hurt either the kid or someone else, you quickly ran over and pulled Shrek away from the kid.
"Y/N!?!"
"I just saved you. Thank me." You realized you were still hanging on to Shrek and quickly took away your arm and continued pushing your cart.
"Thanks. But I told you, we can't see each other anymore." His anger turned into sadness.
"Did I agree to that?"
"Well..."
"Exactly." After all this time thinking about how you don't need him, you actually took him back in.
"I guess I'll take you out to dinner." Shrek groaned.
"Let's go to that new Italian restaurant down the road!!" You excitedly jumped up and down.
"Fine, I'm picking you up at six." He rolled his eyes.
"Your car?"
"Have a new one, remember I'm a movie sensation, I'm rich." With that he turned his way and you checked out.
You got home and quickly thought about what you would wear, even though 6:00 was 4 hours away.
Your phone rang and you got a text from Shrek.
Shrek: Is it alright if Donkey comes along? He's too worried about everything nowadays.
You: Sure!
You didn't care too much about Donkey coming along, he was fun, so it wasn't anything big.
You ate a snack before trying to decide an outfit again. It was around 5:45 and you were all dressed up, since this restaurant was relatively fancy.
At exactly 6:00 Shrek rang your doorbell and you could hear Donkey all ready.
"Imagine how pretty she'll look, Shrek!" you opened the door and Donkey looked you up and down, Shrek did the same. "What did I tell you."
"Shut up, Donkey." Shrek held out his arm for you to link yours around and opened the passenger door for you. After a couple of minutes Donkey says, "Are we there yet?"
"No." Shrek turned and Donkey fell into the door.
5 minutes passed, "Are we there yet?"
"No." This time you said it.
10 minutes,"Are you sure we aren't there?"
"No!" You and Shrek said at the same time.
5 more minutes,"Are we there yet??"
"Are we there yet?" Shrek mocked.
"Hey, that's not cool, Shrek."
"Hey, that's not cool, Shrek."
You giggled to yourself and Donkey decided to be quiet the rest of the way.
"We're here now, Donkey." You got out the car and admired the Italian place.
The three of you took a seat in a booth, Donkey being next to you. You all ordered and one the food came in the waiter said, "Bon appétit!"
"Oh! I love mexican!" Donkey said while eating his food.
"Donkey." You and Shrek said at the same time again.
At the end of the night Shrek took you back home and nothing special happened, other than you got a full 12 hours of sleep.
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Shrek x Reader [Completed]
FanfictionIf you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)