Virgil: yo
Roman: Hello, Virgil! How may I assist you?
Virgil: not even a minute into the convo and ur already being dramatic wow
Roman: Well excuse me, edgelord but its kinda my job
Virgil: yeah ok prince charming
Roman: I take that as a compliment, My Chemically Imbalanced Romance
Virgil: whatever floats ur boat
Roman: Hey wanna hear a joke? Patton told me it this morning
Virgil: sure why not
Roman: What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue?
Virgil: what the hell
Roman: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
Virgil: what the fuck is with the glue then?
Roman: I knew you'd get stuck on that
Virgil: ....
Virgil: please leave the puns to Patton, Princey
Roman: ok Mr. Alliteration
Virgil: why do u have to be so cute?
Roman: ...are you...flirting with me?
Roman: Was that a flirt? ;)
Virgil mentally cursed himself for saying that. He panicked and responded.
Virgil: kinda. i was hoping u wouldn't notice
Roman: Wait are you serious?
Virgil: ....
Roman: Are you into me?
Roman: VIRGIL THIS IS SERIOUS CUZ I HAVE TO KNOW
Roman: VIRGIL I CAN SEE THAT YOU READ THESE
Virgil groaned. "Fuck.." he muttered to himself as he started to respond.
Virgil: yes Sir Sing Along i like you. let's just keep it at that cuz you probably don't feel the same anyway
Roman: In the words of Logan; Falsehood
Roman: I actually hold great romantic feelings for you too, Virge
Virgil: wait seriously?
Roman: Indeed
Roman: and it appears that you return those feelings so...would you consider being my boyfriend?
The dark trait felt the heat rise to his cheeks as he read that. His heart was pounding fast as he thought of an answer-
Roman: If you don't want to that is completely understandable and we can just pretend that this never happened.
Virgil: Roman, shut up
Virgil: shut up and come to my room.
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(a/n hey guys sorry I've been so inactive lately lol I've had like 0 motivation and i just got hit with a truck load of ideas.
I'm probs gonna update a lot today so sorry in advance for the spam.
I hope you guys liked this! Love you all! Stay Awesome!)
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Hayran Kurgu⚠️ i don't write smut!! ⚠️ you can submit requests but i won't promise that i will write them since i'm starting to only write stuff that i really like :') i love thomas a lot and i love writing these characters so enjoy <3