OH MY GOD MY HEAD! My head was pounding as soon as I took that shot of fireball whiskey. "Nyyaaaghhhhffklll..." I groaned, trying to hold back my vomit. But a sensation then shot through me that felt kinda....good? A bunch of gang members began cheering, and I wiped the side of my mouth, putting the glass down.
"Nice job on your first shot, Peri!" Lapis said, patting me on the back. I smiled, then blurted out something that I definitely wouldn't normally say - "Gimme two more." There was more cheering as Sadie went to the back to bring more alcohol. She set two more shot glasses in front of me and poured the whiskey into each one.
-7 shots later-
3rd-Person POV:
"....AND THEN I TOLD HIM TO SCREW OFF AND GET HIS OWN TOILET PAPER!" Peridot shouted, slamming her fist on the table. The Amethysts she was talking to then started laughing like a bunch of tipsy-ass college students. Bismuth then walked up to Peridot and pulled up a stool next to her to sit down. "Ay Peridot! You havin' fun?" she asked, holding an IPA beer in her hand - probably her fourth one.
"Hell yeah, girl! How you doin'?" Peridot slurred, blinking a few times. "I'm good! I'm good! Busy night last night?" Bismuth asked, wiggling her eyebrows. Peridot was wondering how she knew, but then she realized what Bismuth was looking at. There a large purple hickey on her neck that said it all. "Aw shit, I meant to hide that, hehe.." the blonde said nervously, scratching the back of her neck. "Hey, s'all good! I ship it all the way!" Bismuth stated, putting her hands in the air.
"Plus, did you hear about those dead bodies found in the allies today?" Bismuth asked, surprising Peridot a little. "No?! Who did it?!" Peridot asked, frightened. "They still don't know yet, but we're just assuming that it might be the Crystal gems again..." Bismuth said, waving the subject off.
"Hey, have you seen Lapis anywhere?" Peridot asked, suddenly concerned. "Oh, she's over there drinkin' that stuff." Bismuth said, pointing to Lapis taking a bunch of shots of some type of vodka. "What is that stuff?" the nerd asked, tempted to try some of it. "I know whatchu thinkin' Peri! But that shit is strong as hell! That's Devil Springs Vodka, prob'ly one of the strongest out there." the buff girl explained.
Peridot sat there for a moment watching Lapis. Aw, why the hell not, Peridot thought, walking over to Lapis with foolish intentions. "Hey Peri! Wanna try this?" Lapis asked, holding up a bottle of the vodka. "I'm down!" Peridot shouted, grabbing a glass, and holding it out for Lapis to fill it up with the toxic liquid.
-13 glasses later-
Peridot hobbled back to the counter to get another drink, but slipped on literally nothing and landed on a knocked over stool. "I'm *hic* sorry....I've mcfallen..." Peridot slurred, not getting up from the floor. Bismuth began to laugh hysterically, and she bent over and held her stomach. Lapis notices Bismuth laughing at the short blonde, so she gets up, and trudges over to the tall woman, tripping a few times. "Hey! Thu-that's ma-my *hic* girlfand you laughin' at you twoot..." Lapis slurred terribly.
Bismuth just laughed even harder, when Lapis tried to threaten her through gibberish. "Alright, that's it!" Lapis shouted. She swung her fist at Bismuth, but at an incredibly slow rate, so Bismuth just stepped to the side. The drunken bluenette then stumbles forward and faceplants on the floor. "Mnnnggh..." Lapis moaned against the tile, slightly wiggling her arms.
It takes her about 15 minutes to get up off of the floor, and Peridot still remained on the floor, mumbling something about her grandma. "You know what, you ain't worth it! Screw you! David Bowie is waiting for me at Walgreens!" Lapis yelled in Bismuth's face. Peridot then slowly sits up, and chimes in. "That's not possible, cause I was at Walgreens in September buying chapstick and I didn't see him there!" she slurred, holding onto Lapis's leg for support.
"LET ME SEE HIM, PANCAKE!" the bluenette shouted at Peridot. "IT'S PERIDOT!" the blonde yelled back, drunkenly climbing back to her feet. "WHATEVER!" Lapis flops down onto a stool and starts talking to the napkins. Peridot then turns to Bismuth, and points a finger in her face. "WHAT'RE YOU DU-DOING IN MY HOUSE?!" she shouted.
"This is a bar, Peridot." Bismuth said, snickering. "YOU LISTEN TO ME, RAINBOW RUBIX CUBE BOOB, THIS AIN'T MY HOUSE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING..." Peridot hollered, watching as Bismuth continued to laugh her ass off.
Tainted Love by Soft Cell begins to play in the bar, and Lapis stands back up. "WOO! THIS IS MY JAM!" she shouts, climbing onto a table. Everyone watches her as she begins to yell the words and dance crazily on the tabletop.
"SOMETIMES, I FEEL I'VE GOT TO-DUN DUN-RUN AWAY! I'VE GOT TO-DUN DUN-GET AWAY...!" Lapis shouts as she begins to roll her hips and point at Peridot. Peridot watches as she dances, and soon she joins her on the table, screaming the words as well. "THE LOOOOVE WE SHARE, SEEMS TO GOOO, NOWHERE!" they both shout, obnoxiously dancing.
"OHHHH, TAINTED LOVE!!! TAINTED LOVE!!!"
Peridot then gets a funny feeling in her gut, and she hops off of the table. She runs to the bathroom, and barely makes it to the toilet as she heaves all of the contents of her stomach (which was mostly alcohol) into it.
Peridot's POV:
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