Something to Fight For (Percy Jackson and the Avengers Crossover)

Special - New Year Mishaps

"Ah, why are we even bothering to celebrate this?" Tony whined as he ordered a bunch of pizza online. 

"Because it's important," Steve replied, decorating the room with balloons and colourful decorations. Clint was hanging upside down from the ceiling as he twirled streamers around the support beams of the house. 

Percy had persuaded (through violent threats) Tony to buy a property near the ocean on the beach so everyone could go there to celebrate the new year. Naturally, the billionaire couldn't say no to Percy's requests and bought the house. 

Now he was seriously regretting it though since there was no doubt that something disastrous would happen during the day. 

"Hey, guys!" Percy shouted happily as he ran into the house with the rest of the demigods following. Every single demigod from the prophecy was there. Hazel had even dragged Nico along, so he was standing awkwardly in the corner with them as well. 

"I brought all the demigods!" 

"Great," Tony groaned and rolled his eyes. 

There was a clap of thunder outside, and the doors burst open again to reveal Thor. "Greetings! I have come to celebrate with you all!" he said cheerfully but loudly, causing everyone to wince and cover their ears. 

"Okay, okay, we get it," Tony grumbled. "Everyone wants to come." 

"Why are you so grumpy today," Percy asked him curiously. 

"He's not grumpy, he's always like this," Clint voiced helpfully. Percy nodded in understanding. 

"Whatever, I have orange juice and some alcohol," Tony muttered as he handed out some glasses. 

"Can I try some alcohol?" Nico asked curiously. 

"Me too," Hazel agreed, holding out her glass.

"What? You guys are way too young," Steve said slowly. 

"He's like eighty years old or something. And I think Hazel is older than him," Percy supplied as he played with the orange juice. "Ooh, an icy pole," he said gleefully when he froze the liquid. 

The other demigods silently passed their drinks to him so he could make them icy poles as well. Tony and the rest of the Avengers stared at Hazel and Nico in shock, and they slowly poured some wine for the two 'kids'. 

"I don't even know what to say anymore," Tony mumbled. 

"It's okay, no one knows what's happening," Percy said absentmindedly as he made an owl sculpture for Annabeth. 

"Wait, what are you doing?" Tony asked as he looked over. "What the heck?" 

"Shh, let us have our fun." 

"Okay." 

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"Do you regret letting them do what they want?" Steve asked Tony as he looked at the house.

"Yes, yes I fricken regret everything," Tony cried as he stared at the house. "What the fuck happened!" 

Percy and his friends sauntered over, looking extremely happy with themselves. "Look what I found!" he giggled as he showed them the huge blob of water in the air. 

"Percy, no!" Steve shouted, but it was too late. 

The water went sailing into the house, drenching everything inside. 

There was a brief silence as they listened to the house sizzling and steaming in the night air. 

"At least the fire went out," Natasha pointed out.

The easiest way to explain what happened would be this: Nico and Hazel had low alcohol tolerance and became drunk very quickly, they decided to pour alcohol into the juice, everyone became either tipsy or completely drunk (like Percy). 

Leo, being completely drunk and weird, accidentally set himself on fire and ran around the wooden house screaming like a maniac. Percy, being the sensible one, dove headfirst out the window and into the water. 

The rest of the demigods ran outside with Annabeth telling them how long it would take the fire to completely kill the house and everything inside it. Frank turned himself into a dolphin and hightailed out of there. 

The Avengers could only watch sullenly as everything burned. 

"Oh, oh, let's go for a swim," Percy laughed, pulling everyone into the water. 

"No thanks," Tony protested.

Percy growled at him and promptly whispered something to McFluffy who was still on his shoulder. 

"Ah!" Tony screeched when the alien turned into a lion and jumped on him, squashing him into the sand. "Get off!" 

"Come, Tony," Percy encouraged him darkly as he went deeper into the water. "Come to my palace that's not really mine under the sea." 

"Let's just go," Natasha sighed and jumped into the waves. 

Percy pulled his whistle to his lips and blew three short blasts. Then, he used a wave to bring everyone under the water and into the large air bubble that he had created. "Okay, let's go!" he cheered, grinning when a chariot pulled by four Hippocampi. 

"What is that thing?" Clint asked in confusion when they all jumped onto the chariot. "And how are we breathing?"

"Air bubble," Percy explained. "I can breathe underwater though." 

"You're way to overpowered, this is so unfair," Clint huffed in annoyance as he leaned back into the seat and sulked. 

"Welcome to the real party!" Percy shouted when they arrived at the palace. It was decorated with gold and underwater balloons. Tyson had really outdone himself this time. Percy even spotted Triton chilling around with the mermaids and other sea creatures under the sea. 

"This is so weird," Tony mumbled. 

"Let's go party!" Percy laughed, jumping off the chariot and propelling himself to the palace. He couldn't even swim in a straight line. "Tyson!" 

"Brother!" Tyson cheered when he saw Percy. After breaking Percy's ribs in a hug, he showed them into a private room that had pizza, peanut butter sandwiches, and everything that they could think of. 

"This is amazing," Steve whispered. "Wait, where's Thor gone?" 

"He has been awfully silent," Natasha stated as she thought about it. 

"Long time no see," Thor's voice boomed out from the other side of the palace. 

"Yes." 

"Daddy!" Tyson grinned, dragging Percy out of the chair and to the other side. 

"Noo! I want to eat pizza!" Percy protested, helplessly flailing his arms as Tyson pulled him away. "Pizza!" 

"Is Percy...drunk?" Poseidon asked in confusion when he saw his son sitting in the water and pouting. 

"Yes, I am!" Percy declared proudly. "Drunk as can be!" 

"We're all drunk!" Thalia, daughter of Zeus and Lieutenant of Artemis giggled as she waved her pizza around.

"This is the weirdest thing I have seen today. It even beats Tyson's peanut butter sandwich shield." 

Happy New Year everyone! 

I'll see you in the next update, whenever it may be. This was definitely a filler that I wrote randomly in like 1 hour. It's literally all over the place...
~ѕιℓνєя