╰┈➤ WARNING: this chapter is complete crack and give the reader brain damage and emotional trauma /j, you've been warned.
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Merlin was in the middle of washing smelly socks and as he took the basket of laundry into the main part of the Gaius' chambers, he saw his worst nightmare. "G-Gaius? W-what are you wearing?" Merlin asked, his eyes scanning the old man for any sign of insanity.
Gaius was wearing a strippers outfit. It was black and gold and on the front were fake man boobs that read: I'm sexy and I know it. They matched his sunglasses. "Oh...It's for my date tonight!" Gaius replied.
And Merlin thought he was shocked before. Ha! "Um...Yeah...Well...I'm not really sure that that's what people wear on first dates Gaius." He said, scratching the back of his neck and trying not to look at him.
"Not with who I'm dating!" Gaius chimed. Wait what?! Since when is Gaius such a little Ray of sunshine??
"WHA- Who are you dating??" The warlock asked with horror and curiosity.
Gaius smirked, (what the hell is up with him??) "Oh see you later my boy! I've got a date to attend!" And with he was gone.
"What?? No! Gaius! Who's your date!? Gaius!"
Merlin was horrified at what he just witnessed. He ran down the halls and into Arthur's room. "ARTHUR!!"
Merlin looked around the room when he saw him. Curling into himself, rocking back and forth on the floor in the corner. "You saw Gaius too??" Merlin asked.
Arthur shook his head and mumbled, "Father. Weird. Half naked. Date." Merlin shuddered at the thought of It, him and Gaius wearing that stuff and joined Arthur.
A few minutes later, Gwen came in and when she saw them she said, "Oh my gosh, so you've seen Elyan and Leon too??"
The boys fainted.
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