Merlin One Shots

15 | Dollop-head.

Disclaimer: I didn't make this up (as you probably already know.), All rights go to the BBC.

"What's wrong with you Merlin?" Arthur asked.

"I've been on a horse all day." Merlin responded grumpily.

"Aww is your little bottom sore?" Arthur teased.

Merlin smirked, "Yeah it's not as fat as yours."

Arthur's mouth dropped, then he laughed. "You know, you've got alot of nerve for a wimp."

"I may be a wimp but at least I'm not a dollop-head." Merlin smiled.

"Dollop-head? There's no such word, describe it." Arthur demanded.

"In two words?" Merlin asked with a sly grin, already knowing the answer.

"Yes."

"Prince Arthur."