Bruno Mars Imagines

😝Group Chat😜

Hawaiian Lion 🦁 : Bruno
Mrs. Hawaiian Lion: You
Mr. Clean: Phil
Killer Kam: Kameron
E-Panda: Eric
JimmyKing: James
D. Duggy: Dwayne

HL: Hey guys

Mr. C: Yo, Y is my name "Mr. Clean"!?😡🤬

KK: Cause (Y/N) made this group chat 🤣🤣🤣

EP: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JK: I'm done 💀💀💀💀💀

DD: Yo, Bru Y did ur girl make this chat if she's not in it?

HL: I don't know 🤷‍♂️ maybe she's busy right now

Mr. C: Can U ask her 2 change my name?

You: And not have your band mates call you what I call you? No way, Jose!😜😜😜

HL: HEY BABY!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍

KK: Damn, Bruno is happy to see his girl 😂😂😂

You: Hey, Brunz😘😘😘, and Kameron stop hating! You just mad cause you ain't got any girl

EP: Oooooh, she got you on that dawg🤭🤭🤭

KK: First of all, I can pull any girl any day, and second of all, you need to watch it before I tell Bruno what you did at the club

HL: What happen!?

You: Kam, you promised not to say anything about that!!!👿👿👿👿

Mr. C: Ooooh I'm interested in this *eats popcorn*🍿🍿🍿🍿

DD:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

JK:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

HL: Bae, what is K. Whalum talking about?

KK: Go a Head, tell him. Where's my popcorn?🍿🍿🍿🍿

You: I was at the club with my girls, and you know my friend, Jasmine?

HL: Yeah, Y?

You: Well, we drank too much and we.........kinda.............kissed 😅😇

HL:😶😐😑😐

EP: 😵😵😵😵😵😵

DD: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Mr. C:🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

JK: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

KK: And now the truth comes out 😈😈😈😈

You: Oh, shut up dumbass! Bruno?

HL: I.......am.............NOT SURPRISED 😂 LMAO 😂

You:????????

KK: *Spits out popcorn* WHAT?!

HL: (Y/N), remember when we went to the dentist to get your wisdom tooth out?

You: Yeah

HL: Well, when you were still on the medication, you told me that you two kissed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You: Really?? I don't remember telling you that 😅😅😅😅

Mr. C: OMG, he told me about that

You: WHAT?! Bruno!

HL: What? I had to get it out of my system 😅😅😅 Love you boo 😘😍😘😍

You: Love you too, I love you so much that you are sleeping on the couch tonight 💖💖💖

EP: Ooooh

JK: Oooooh

DD: Ooooh, shit just got real!!!

Mr. C: She sounds like my wife

KK: I'm out

Killer Kam has left the chat

HL: Bae, I'm sorry, please don't let me sleep on the couch!

You: I made up my mind, both you and G can sleep on the couch together tonight

EP: Lil bro, I know how you can change her mind

Mr. C: Please, we all do!

DD: True 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JK: 😂🤣😂🤣

HL: How?

EP: Easy, just show her Gorilla Gene 🦍🦍🦍

Mr. C: And make sure that she can't feel her legs

DD: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JK: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

HL: Y'all r right! Babe if I give you this carrot, can I stay with you in the bedroom?💦👅🍆😏

You: First, all of y'all are nasty 😂😂😂, and second no. You dicking me down isn't going to make me change my mind, Sorry not sorry 😜

HL: Please Bae? I want to cuddle with you tonight, not a pillow 😞😔

You: U won't be cuddling a pillow, You'll be cuddling Geronimo 😘😘 Bye-Bye

(A/N): Would you leave Bruno on the couch or nah?