Bruno Mars Imagines

When He Finds Out That You Are Crazier Then Him When You're Drunk

(Y/N)'s POV:

Bruno and I are just having some quality time together, and having a lazy day. I'm watching Nick Cannon Presents: Wild N' Out, while Bruno is on his phone doing god knows what. I started laughing at DC Young Fly for what he said to Michael Blackson.

And I started repeating what he said. "I bet you be in the village with a sharp ass spear, you be behind bushes like, 'I'm 'bout to make that lion bring that ass here!'"I said along with DC, and started laughing. I looked at Bruno and he just laughed and shook his head. I turned back to the TV and repeated what DC said to Dope Boy after he said some wack ass rap.

"Yeah I used to have a Wild N' Out girl, now that might be true. You been on Wild N' Out for 4 seasons, you just mad cause I hit one before you!" I laughed at myself for repeating what he said. "Hold up, I ain't done, I ain't done! I talk to his doctor, hold up, wait a minute, fuck you mean! I talk to his doctor, he said he might don't make it, he so big don't his stretch marks look like pieces of bacon." Bruno started laughing behind me and said, "When he eat, you need to tell your fork stop, I bet your favorite karate move is a pork chop!" We both kept laughing at each other about who crazy we both are.

Bruno went back to his phone as another episode came on. As soon as I get comfortable, Bruno bust out laughing, and rolled on the floor. "Bae, what the hell is so funny?" I said looking at him. "You (Y/N)!" He said still laughing. "Remember that party at Dwayne's place we went to," he said calming down from his laughter.

"Yeah, we got so drunk, that we don't even remember what happened after the 15th drink. What about it?" I asked him. "Well, someone who was sober at the party took a video of you twerking," He said starting to laugh again. "Okay and? I twerk all the time, so why is it funny?" I asked trying to figure out the funny part.

"You were faced towards me, Jennifer was behind you. So guess who you twerked on at the party?" He said. "Jennifer D. Raymond, the most freakiest girl in the whole wide world!?" I said as I stood up. "Yep, and guess who got it on video?" He said as he showed me Kam's Instagram account. "Kameron, I'm going to get him!" I yelled.

"Oh, come on (Y/N)! You have been telling me how much you love Jennifer and how many times you have wished to be freaky like her," he said looking at me. "I know, but I never thought I would be twerking on her," I said sitting next to him. "That's not all you did with her. You also kinda kissed her on her lips," he said as my eyes went wide, and he laughed. " No wonder I got a message from her saying that I was a good kisser," I said as I laughed with him.

"Even when you're drunk, you are still crazier than me, (Y/N)," Bruno said as he kissed me, and it's true. I am the craziest person in this relationship.