Hooligan Pick-Up Lines

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Gabby's POV:
"Gabby! Wake up, bitch!" I heard my 6 best girlfriends, Jasmine, Danielle, Kaniyah, Aliya, Jennifer, and Maya, say as I almost fell out of my bed. We all were having a Girlfriends Vacation from our jobs and Aliya won 7 VIP concert tickets, meet and greet tickets, and backstage passes to a Bruno Mars concert. "Okay, Okay, bitches! I'm up! Now, let's eat breakfast and then get ready for the concert tonight," I said as we went downstairs to eat some pancakes. Ever since I heard Bruno's singing voice, I've been in love with everything that deals with Bruno and the Hooligans. So, I was pretty excited about this concert tonight.

"Okay, let me know when y'all are done getting ready," I said as I went upstairs to the bathroom. I showered extra well because we are going to be doing a lot of dancing at the concert. I did my hair long enough for me to put it into a bun, then did my makeup. And, I put on my favorite outfit; it's my favorite white shirt with my favorite jeans.

"OKAY! Girls, I'm ready to go see Bruno!" I said as the girls came downstairs ready like me

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"OKAY! Girls, I'm ready to go see Bruno!" I said as the girls came downstairs ready like me. "Zamn, Gabby! You wearing that outfit!? You must want Bruno to point you out?" Danielle said as we all got in my truck. "What? I must can't wear this at the concert or something?" I asked before driving to the venue. "We're not saying that you can't wear it to the concert, girl. Hell, I bet Bruno will see you in that outfit and say something stupid but also funny," Kaniyah said and we all laughed at that moment.

So, right now I am about to die because the girls and I are in the area of Bruno Mars' concert, and in the front row. Thank you, VIP! We all were having a good time singing and dancing together with Bruno and the Hooligans. When he was singing If I Knew with Phill, they all started with the pick-up lines and were looking for a girl to sing to.

"Now, I just need a girl to talk to ladies; I'm so lonely tonight, that's it. But she got to want it," Bruno said through the microphone. My girlfriends and I did all we can to get his attention. My girls know how much I love Bruno and they all are trying to get his attention for me. "Oh, my goodness!" We heard Bruno say as he was looking at us. Bruno walks over to us and points right at me. "What's her name?" Bruno said to the security guard in front of us while pointing at me and we all started yelling my name to him. "Gabby!" I said as he came closer to hear me and my girls. "Gabby!" We all said as he stood back to look at me.

"Gabby? Well, girl, I want whatever you got it!" Bruno said as I started blushing and smiling from his pickup line and everyone screamed. "You see that smile?! Zoom in on that smile! Do you see that?! Gabby, I'll be honest with you. I do show after show, night after night, and every now and then my body gets a little weary and I get a little tired. But, being able to see that smile, you make me want to sing for the rest of my life!" Bruno said as my girls and I laughed and screamed at that pickup line. He looks down at me and flashes his famous smile at me and my girls.

"I'll be honest with you Orlando! We've been having a competition, me and the band, to see who's got the best game when it comes to the R&B breakdown and my band thinks that they got better game than me. Since y'all are such a live audience tonight, I'm gonna give them an opportunity to show y'all what they got tonight. Starting with the biggest mouth in the group, Mr. Dwayne Duggy! Dwayne Duggy, meet Gabby! Talk to her!" Bruno said as Dwayne approaches me from the stage. "What's good, shawty? You looking mad fine," Dwayne said as Bruno pushes him back to where he was in the beginning. "'Aye yo, what's good, shawty?' Gabby don't want that. Do you know who else has a big mouth? My trombone player! All the way from Memphis, Tennessee! Kameron Whalum, put that southern charm on Ms. Gabby!" Bruno said as Kameron approaches me from the stage. "Girl, you so fine, I'd lick the bottom of your feet," Kameron said while biting his bottom lip and as my sisters started gushing over him. "He's about to chew his bottom lip off. There's only one guy in the group who gives me a little run for my money only because he's been doing this since the 3rd grade. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Philip Lawrence!" Bruno said as Phill did a little spin and looks directly at me. "Damn baby! Now, uh, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all these people, but I couldn't deny the connection between you and me. Now, Gabby, I wrote you a little poem, and it goes something like this. Gabby, Gabby, oh sweet Gabby! Tell me what I have to do to get you in the back of my caddie!" Phill said as everyone screamed at that little poem while I started laughing. "Now, Gabby, I'm gonna go to a place that I've never done for anyone else. You ready for it?!" Phill said as he bends down on one knee. "I'm on my knees now girl. But, Gabby, I see that you need a little bit more convincing, so, fellas, let's put that R&B Thug pose on her!" Phill said as they all posed for me. And they went back to the show.

Then, by the time the concert was over with, a guard came over to all of us and told us to follow him. We did follow him, but to a little lounge that the Hooligans go to after every concert. Bruno and the Hoolagians came in, and when Bruno sat beside me, I could've died right then and there. "Hey! Come closer. I don't bite, not unless you want me to," Bruno said pulling me closer to himself and kissed my ear. I giggled as he grabbed my waist and pulled me onto his lap. The rest of my friends were already kissing their favorite hooligan, so I decided to play with my favorite. Let's just say that I got a chance to meet the Gorilla Gene in the bedroom. 😈

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