Wattpad Geniuses

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me

Genre~ Humor

Author~ diickbicycles

(Completed)

Summary~

  "You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence.

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose the one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" He echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her."

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell.

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val.

Lightbulb.

"Tyler, you are a genius,"

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" Everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps grinning wickedly.

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.

***

My Opinion~

Oh, my, goodness.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life, just from reading a book.

Apart from the goofy cover of the book (I actually love the cover of it), I think you guys would truly enjoy reading this. You may need a certain kind of humor to enjoy it, but I'd say give it a shot, it's worth it.

I tend to reread some of the books on Wattpad because I enjoy them too much, and I found that this was a particular book I seemed to reread quite often.

Yes, it has the few mistakes in it, but lifes full of em'!

I really hope you like this book, I understand that it's one of the odd books out there, but ya never know!!