I write typical and predictable stories. If your taste is unique, you can't find it here. I'm not a professional writer and still learning, I am not here to please you. I just simply wanna share for FREE. So please, if you're a perfectionist who wants to read a very clean novel with perfect grammar and plot, leave my works.
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Simula
"Love is like a wind, sometimes warm and sometimes cold." -Unknown cutie
I closed my eyes and jutted my lips out in distaste. I sighed sluggishly.
"Love is a fucking joke. Sometimes havey and sometimes corny. But I think it's always corny." I grumbled to myself. "People nowadays are getting corny because of fake love they are dreaming to be real."
Not that I am bitter about love, it's just that love is not existing or will be existing always in our lives through thick and thin. Love is unpredictable and not that magical to feel. It can always be replaced and we cannot predict when or how it will destroy us in the end.
I wrenched my shoulders and craned my neck sidewards. HB, ha. Ka-highblood naman makatanggap ng ganitong mga messages tuwing umaga. Puro love, kung hindi love, jokes namang akala mo walang utak ang nagsend. Hindi man lang nag-effort na mag-isip ng bago at original.
"How can I get a normal morning without receiving this kind of fuckly quotes..." I grumbled again while putting sugar on my white coffee.
"How can you get a normal brain without talking alone in the morning?" Hilda's chortle echoed out of the red.
I exhaled sleepily.
"How can you get an energizing life without fucking your boytoy?"
Humalakhak siya habang tinatali ang kanyang roba nang maayos ang pagkakasuot noon sa kanyang katawan, naglakad siya papalapit sa aking gawi at inabot ang tasa upang makapagtimpla rin ng kanyang kape.
"Oh! Your so mouth is very dusty! How can I live without it? Masherep keye!" sabi niya sa malanding tono habang naglalagay ng sangkap sa tasa.
I shook my head and laughed.
"Iyan ang gusto ko sayo, umaamin sa kababuyang gawain. Pero sana pakihinaan ang alulong mo, masakit sa tainga lalo na kapag alas tres. Nagigising ako, e."
She blanched. "Stop dirty mouthing me, Bistre! That's too much, baka marinig ka ni Leo!"
Umirap ako at nandiri sa kanyang sinabi.
"Careful with that, Hil. Baka ibang dirty mouthing ang maisip ng makakarinig. Isipin pang lesbian ako at tinitikman ka, so gross to think!"
She gasped in disbelief, nahinto niya ang paghahalo sa kapeng umuusok at pinakatitigan ako sa hindi makapaniwalang reaksyon. Humikab ako at tamad siyang tiningnan pabalik.
"Tell me that if I haven't caught you kissing a random girl three days ago!" singhal niya sa akin na may halong pandidiri. "At least I only fucked a man-"
"I didn't fuck a girl, gago ka ba? Wala naman akong etits! I was just drunk and she kissed me, that's it! She fucking kissed me and I punched her after that! She's darn gross! Pinaalala mo pa talaga! Fuck girl ka talaga, e!" naiinis na sinabi ko.
