Airplane, Agust D, Joke 6

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J-Hope's Point of View

Just before I woke up, I dreamed of sitting in puffy blue clouds. They felt amazing and it was so much fun to sit there. The one I was sitting on rose up and zoomed around like and airplane and I laughed in exhilaration at the wind on my face as I rode the cloud-plane.

A duck tried talking to me and I yelled that I couldn't talk to it because maybe I didn't know it from flying so long. Like I had known it but I didn't anymore because of all the flights I took.

Suddenly the duck's wings were taped together and it fell from the sky. But I was in airplane mode and all my attention was off, solely focused on the feeling of flying. Maybe I would have seen that train the duck fell into if I had been paying attention.

I woke up and put on some clothes without really paying attention. I was focused on my new task for the day. The lady at the mental institute had texted saying I was allowed to visit him. Before leaving I went up to the roof of the hotel and enjoyed the wind on my skin.

I arrived at the institute at 8:37 a.m. The desk lady led me along multiple hallways to a room similar to the one I had been in the first time I was here. The people in here were all wearing straitjackets and some had facemasks. I saw him almost immediately, his silver-grey hair standing out from the crowd of mostly dark heads. The sides seemed to have grown out a bit from when they took the picture that appeared on the news broadcast.

He was sitting next to a guy with dark hair and eyes. He had a white straitjacket and a white facemask on. I walked up to the two and waited for them to notice me.

"Hi, I'm J-Hope. Is it okay if I sit here with you guys," I asked when they turned and saw me. They nodded and moved a little so they were both facing me and I sat down in front of them.

"Uhm, hi. I'm Rap Monster. They put me here cause I burned down a store on accident. I was with my friend Jimin and he is terrified of spiders and the thing is as big as his face and I have bad luck and I tend to break things a lot. I'm in an underground rap group thing and my nickname there is the God of Destruction. None of them have visited me yet. Probably cause I was better friends with Jimin and kinda also this weird guy named Agust D. Your turn Tae," he said cheerfully.

The other guy nodded and started talking. "Hi, I'm Taehyung. They've got me in here cause I attacked this guy who was beating up his girlfriend, except the police think it was unnecessary to rip out his heart with my bare hands and bite his jugular until he was breathing through a new hole in his neck. I think I didn't go far enough. That's why I have the mask on, by the way. Cause I used my teeth on his throat. Sometimes people call me Alien cause apparently rectangles aren't normal shapes for your smile to be in and I talked weird sometimes and weird things I do," he said. If it was possible, he was even more cheerful than Rap Monster was while he was talking.

"Hey, why are you in here? You aren't in a straitjacket," Rap Monster asked.

"Ahh, well I'm not actually a patient here. You see I really like flying and I was in the airport and there was a news segment on you and that Agust D guy saying you burned down the store and got sent here and Agust D has gone missing. I got curious and wanted to find Agust D and I figured I would try to get you out of here because you might know where they have him," I explained. He nodded and smiled.

"Oh okay. But you aren't a family member and I haven't been here long enough to get out on good behavior," he said.

"Yeah, I was just going to lie and say we were really good friends. Friends can get you out if none of your family is alive," I said. He nodded again and stayed quiet, probably thinking.

People had come and taken Taehyung back to his room before Rap Monster looked up at me and said, "Okay then. Get me out please. I'll help you find Agust D."

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