Yuna has opened a chatroom
Yuna added everyone in the house
(Y/n) logged in
Reinhardt logged in
(Y/n): Hello!
Yuna: Hey.
Reinhardt: Salutations.
(Y/n): Yo rein, Where are you?
Reinhardt: At the grocery store, Buying you guys Mountain Dew, Doritos and some food that can actually last for a month.
Yuna: Can you add strawberry milk to the list?
Reinhardt: Sure thing, Yuna.
Yuna: Thanks!
Ishtar joined in the chat
Ishtar: BOI BUY ME MY COKE DIET
Reinhardt: Aye Aye captain!
Ishtar: niceu
Yuna: Hey Ishtar
Ishtar: Heyo Yuna
Yuna: Watcha doin?
Ishtar: stuff.
Julius has joined the chat
Julius: OH LOVING DARLING, WHY THE FUCK IS REINHARDT HERE?
Ishtar: oh hi Julius.
Yuna: Uh, (Y/n)? Are they the new recruits you were talking about yesterday?
(Y/n): Yes they are.
Julius: OH HELLO THERE YUNA AND (Y/N).
Ishtar: Julius kept the caps lock on if you're wondering.
Yuna: Hello!
(Y/n): Morning.
Sigurd has logged in
Sigurd: Morning everyone---
Julius: AH IT IS YOU THE ONE WHO FATHER BURNED INTO ASH
Sigurd kicked Julius out of the chat
Sigurd: I just hope that Julia didn't learn anything from him.
Julia joined the chat
Julia: I already have learned something from him, Other father.
Sigurd: OH DEAR GOD, JULIA COME BACK!
Julia: It's too late, Other Father.
Sigurd: DEIRDREEEEEEEEEEE
Deirdre joined the chat
Deirdre: Wat is it ni🅱🅱a?
Sigurd: It's Julia!
Deirdre: Say WAT
Julia: wat is it mom
Deirdre: Go to ur room young lady
Julia: O O F
Julia has logged out
Deirdre: I took out the trash, Thank me later
Deirdre has logged out
Sigurd: Anyways, Hey is Rein still open?
Reinhardt: Still here.
Sigurd: Great, I have a package here addressed to you
Yuna: Did you buy something on the internet?
Reinhardt: Maayyyyybeeee?
(Y/n): Are you sure about that?
Reinhardt: Fine. I did buy something from the internet....
Yuna: Would you tell us what it is?
Reinhardt: You'll see when I get home
(Y/n): Oh okay.
Yuna: Is it something lewd?
Reinhardt: Ye--, wait wAT
Yuna: I'll ask again. Is it lewd?
Reinhardt: OF COURSE NOT!! WHY WOULD I BUY SOMETHING LEWD?
(Y/n): I mean, You buying lewd stuff on the internet seems legit enough for you to do.
Reinhardt: If y'all just messing with me, I'll KILL YOU GUYSS
Reinhardt: peace out
Reinhardt has logged out
Ishtar: Why am I still here reading this?
Sigurd: coz' honey you got nothing to do with ur life.
Ishtar: Tru enough-- DON'T TALK TO MY DARLING LIKE THAT YOU BARBECUE
Ishtar: Julius wrote the caps lock part, If you're wondering.
Sigurd: Julius is getting on my nerves. I swear, if he says something about my death in genealogy of the holy war, I'll kill him.
Sigurd: Anyways. Ishtar, Where is Julius?
Ishtar: He's in my room, Why?
Sigurd: IMMMA BURN HIMMMM
Ishtar: OH SHIT
Ishtar: Julius wrote the caps lock part if you're wondering
(Y/n): Wait, So you're completely fine with Sigurd burning Julius?
Ishtar: Uh, Yeah.
Yuna: If you're gonna say that he's a total dick. I agree with you.
Sigurd logged out
Ishtar: Julius' a total dick
Ishtar: Anyways, see you guys. I'll just roam around town if you're wondering.
Yuna: See you!
(Y/n): Cya later aligator.
Ishtar has logged out
Reinhardt has logged in
Reinhardt: BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
Yuna logged out
(Y/n) logged out
Reinhardt logged out
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FanfictionA shitty one-shot book made by 12 year old me. and no. I'm not gonna update on this one ever again. I'll probably delete this but who knows Art by: @zunbayasi on twitter
