Red Hood and Harley

The Joker's Ending

Harley walked out of Jason's bathroom in a mouthwatering tight and short dress, all pink and blue swirls to match her hair, which she left down in long curls. One eye done in pink, one in blue and sultry red lips. He wanted to pull her close and kiss those lips until he saw the necklace lay across her chest, Jason's eyes clouded with anger. "The fuck is that HARLEEN?"

Her necklace laid out in three pieces, "Harley, ♡, Joker. Harley starred at him like he grew a second head, "I cannot walk in there not wearing it. I cannot walk in there anything less than his kitten, pooh, pumpkin whatever he wants to call me this week. I cannot be less than his harlequin or this doesn't fucking work."

Jason softened his expression and kissed her cheek, "I'm sorry princess, just... it's disgusting."

Harley shrugged, "I liked it, I bought it.... i chose to wear it. He didn't. Now can we please let me leave already, I want this over with so I can move on." Harley grabbed her gun with the new silencer Jason attached to it and slide it into a holster built into the back of her dress(Joker had all her clothes custom made and with hiding places for weapons.). "Zip me up and leave before me, hide in the roof. You'll know when we are upstairs. Believe it."

Jason kissed her cheek one last time and strolled out of the room silent. Harley did a once more in the mirror adding large hoop earrings with 'Harley' written in one and 'Quinn' in the other. She flashed herself a large smile and walked into her gold stilettos and out the door. Show time, she thought happily.

The long ride to the club was cold and Harley hopped off her bike without a glance to the roof, it would look suspicious and any tiny false move could set Joker off. She had to trust Jason was there with Bruce's fancy toys to escape when she was done. Harley run to the door as she spotted Joker's Lamborghini parked out front,

"Move boys, where is my puddin!!?" She squealed.

The bouncers moved quickly and with relief, "upstairs, hes gonna be much calmer with you home Miss Quinn."

She bounced on her heels, "did he miss me?? Oh I hope hes not mad!!" They nodded as she ran in and up the stairs to Joker. "PUDDIN!!" She shrieked and jumped onto his lap, planting kisses all over him. "I missed ya, did ya miss me?" She bounced in his lap in what appeared to be a happiness only reserved for him.

Joker growled, "where the fuck have you been?" Wrapping his arms around her slender waist.

Harley pouted, "well ya left me all alone on that roof top and Batsy found me. I was pretty busted up when Ivy found me and it's taken a few days to heal up. I know you hate a useless harlequin pud!"

Joker broke into a grin, "oh pooh bear you know me so well!!!! You look all better now tho, give daddy a kiss."

Harley leaned in and kissed him with her eyes closed imagining it was Jason as passionately as she could. "Mistah J... can we call it early and go upstairs." Harley fluttered her eyelashes, "I've missed ya and I wanna show ya how much puddin!!"

Joker ordered Frost to keep his eyes out and handle business. "Nobody disturbs us, unless its Batman.... I'm going to go get my prize for being a patient Clown."

He cackled before grabbed Harley's hand and pulling her upstairs. "This is gonna be so easy" Harley thought as she giggled and chased Joker up the stairs.

They reached their bedroom in record time, she noticed all her belongings in boxes, "ah puddin?" She pointed and asked suddenly upset he looked to be ridding himself of her.

Joker shrugged, "I was gonna burn it all in the middle of Gotham for you to find. But you're home and you can unpack later. Come here!"

Harley squealed and let him pull her into him and kissing him hard. "Lay on the bed puddin, I'm gonna make you feel so good!" She purred. Joker flopped on the bed and laid on his back,

"whatcha gonna do kitten?"

Harley reached into the nightstand and pulled out cuffs and smirked, "it's a surprise puddin!" She carefully cuffed him to the bed and covered his eyes with her sleeping mask.

Joker purred, "oooo kitten, what's gonna happen? I loveee your surprises!!"

Harley cackled and said "Oh it's a good one puddin, its gonna twist your mind!" She ran her hands down his body and came up.

Joke felt her body weight come off the bed and pouted, "oh pooh, where did you go?"

Harley smirked and pulled her gun out placing the barrel to his head and whispered in his ear, "I'm gonna do something I should have done after you killed Jason Todd."

Joker cackled, "Oh poor sweet dumb Harley, you know you can't shoot me. I made you! You are me, who else would ever want a broken and slutty clown like you?"

Harley's lip quivered as she yanked off the mask and straddled him, "Nope, Jack Naiper... I'm done." She starred into his eyes as The Joker realized there was no love there. It was the predatory look he has right before a kill.

"Do it, do it do it do it. Save Gotham, do what nobody else would.... if I'm gonna go I prefer it be my prodigy. No one else deserves this kill more kitten." He growled in a low voice.

Harley laughed, "Oh, Jack that just isn't gonna mess me up today. Good night, puddin!"
Harley placed the barrel square between his eyes and unloaded 3 rounds into the clown's skull silently.

Blood flew all over her and she licked it off her lips as Jason opened the window and walked in, "well princess you did it, how's it feel to be free?"

Harley still sat straddling the Joker's now lifeless body staring into the hole in his head a tear ran down her face, "ya know its bittersweet. I did love him at one time, I'm gonna miss the moments he let Jack out. But he hadn't in a long time..." she paused and began to cry, "but that was Jack, Jack wanted to die and he has for a long time. That's why I can't let Harleen come back. Jack couldn't handle the guilt of what he allowed to happen. Now let's go, I want some of my stuff tho."

She quickly jumped up and grabbed a big red and black duffle bag covered in smiley faces and hahahas shoving clothes, weapons, jewelry, makeup and money into it until the boxes were almost empty and all that was left was a tshirt proclaiming 'Daddy's little monster' and a jacket that proclaimed 'Joker's Property'. Jason watched in silence as she went to pick up the bag and stopped walking back over to the madman's still body. She yanked off her necklace and carefully layed it out on his exposed torso.

"I want em all to know it was me. They won't come after me, Frost will prolly be relieved and take over.... but I want em to know I did it." She whispered before picking up her bag and climbing out the window.

Jason smiled, "Harley, I'm proud of you. Let's go home princess." He followed her out the window and to the roof where he grasped Harley close and swung them off the roof to his waiting bike.

Harley gasped, "My Harley!!"

Jason smiled as he handed her a pink helmet(newly purchased for her), "don't worry, I thought ahead!" She jumped on and held on tight as Jason sped off into the night wondering how long Frost would wait to 'interupt' Joker and Harley's playtime. He just hoped Harley was right and he wouldn't come after her.