Red Hood and Harley

Intervention?

Harley had been back with Joker and Jester for 4 months now. Jason had backed off after she had shot him their last interaction. He kept an eye out for her. He noticed the burns had faded and she was allowed out by herself with only Jester or a goon. She had regained the clown's trust. He also noticed she had lost quite a bit of weight and she was looking like an addict. He was worried they would find her dead but he wasn't going to keep begging her to come home, Jason was feeling pathetic.

Harley was in the bathroom of the penthouse throwing up and laughing. Sometimes this giggles shit kicked in at a bad time. Joker walked in whistling and smiling, handing her a pregnancy test and walking out. Harley looked at it and realized she had forgotten if she had even had a period! She quickly stood, ignoring the dizzy feeling and dropped her pants, ripping the box open.

2 mins later she was staring at a positive test and a load of giggles when Joker walked back in. "Well, looks like we have a chance for a girl! Ha, and someone is getting clean TODAY pooh!!"

Harley looked at Joker in horror, "no no no I can't. J it hurts! No puddin please no!" She plead with him.

Joker patted her head "come down stairs I have something to make this all better, do not use that giggles or I will tie you to a bed the next 9 months and beat every inch of you not holding my child in it."

Harley shuttered and quickly dressed heading down to the kitchen. Jester and Joker sat together at the table, looking serious and Jester looked concerned.

"Harley, you have a problem pooh. Now that you're pregnant you must get it together. I have something to make all the pain go away and you'll never wanna touch giggles again. Do you want it?" The Joker sent her an evil smirk.

Jester looked at her, "please mom take it!"

Harley sat next to Joker and smiled at Jester, "of course baby, I'd do anything for my boys!"

She held her arm out for Joker who calmly injected the medicine into her arm. "There now pooh, go take a shower and make yourself pretty. We have to get you to the doctor, I'm dying to know how far along you are!"

Harley squealed with happiness and ran upstairs.

Joker looked at Jester and smiled, "I told ya son, fry her brain and knock her up. This isn't the first time I've done this. But this time she isn't running off with my fucking kids. Or I will kill her. Now go make sure everything on the docks are in order and prepare the club for our big announcement. I want to make sure our friends know Harley and I are expecting."