Red Hood and Harley

whatcha see batsy?

Bruce moves the wand around and finds a very small bean as Barbara strolls in and gasps, "oh Harley, a baby!!!! Yay!"

Harley groans, "no no yay yet. Batsy give it to me straight. Its Joker's right? I just know it!"

Bruce side eyed Barbara and asked her, "two questions? One, I'd say what like 6 weeks? And two, is that two little future headaches to add to the Bat Clan? Harley, Jason and Barbara's faces went from Bruce's to the screen he was looking at.

He zoomed in and Barbara said, "6 to 8 weeks... and yeah that looks like one sac two babies. Holy shit guys, congrats twice!"

Harley covered her face and rubbed her eyes before looking at the screen again and Jason's face looked as tho someone had yanked the air from his lungs.

"Well, damn Harls... dead men can make a couple babies!" Jason finally joked after a minute to gather his thoughts.

Harley groaned, "fuck you Todd."

Jason's laughter echoed through the cave, "sure but that's how this happened loony tunes!"

Barbara and Bruce both stifled laughter as Harley sat up and slugged Jason in the gut, "not fucking funny Todd. I'm insane and you're not exactly the poster child for sanity yourself. How the fuck are we gonna balance what we do and being parents?"

Jason looked to Barbara and Bruce at loss for words.

Barbara spoke up, "Oh Harley, nobody is perfect but you do your best and you love em."

Harley finally cracked a smile at her, "yeah babs, that's true. I mean if Batsy can raise a couple kids so can I haha!"

Bruce shook his head and asked Jason if he wanted a drink. Jason only nodded and they disappeared upstairs leaving Harley and Barbara alone.

"So, Harley Quinn... PhD, psychopathic clown... mom?" Barbara chuckled.

Harley looked up at her, "oh Babs, I don't think I've ever been this scared and I lived with the Joker for years!!"

Barbara nodded and spoke softly, "You'll be a good mom, you've had lots of practice on Jason hahahaha." Harley giggled and agreed.

This was gonna be an interesting 8 months.