Jason and Harley pulled up to the manor to a cheeky Poison Ivy sitting under a lamppost.... on Harley's motorcycle!!
Harley jumped off and ran to Ivy, "Awe, Red thanks!! Yer the best!" She squealed.
Ivy smiled and looked Harley up and down astonished, "You did it... you... you're covered in his blood aren't you?" She hugged Harley close with tear filled eyes, "Oh Harley, I'm so happy! No more broken clown on my doorstep, no more tears and nightmares... no more waiting to hear you're dead!"
Harley smirked, the Joker showing in her face again, "awe gee Red don't get all mushy mush, I did what I shoulda done a long time ago!" She lowered her voice so Jason couldn't hear as he was walking back to them, "hes in here tho, lurking in my soul... if I have one left. Don't think I'm not as bad as him, I am. I've done things you will never know... He was right tonight, he made me and as much as I think I love Todd... crime fighting is not in my future."
Ivy nodded with a knowing smile, "you always have a room with me and I will always be down to relieve our Queens of Crime days... give Todd a chance tho. I think he might surprise you. I have to go, Batman isn't going to be as nice to me as he is you. I'm not fucking his former boy blunder!" She laughed and jumped into rosebud waving as she took off.
Jason wrapped his arms around Harley and whispered, "I seen it tonight, in your face. You liked it, it turned you on taking his life. You watched the life drain from his face and licked the blood from your lips. I get it, there's a thrill to it." He kissed her mouth hard, "Dont hide your wicked side from me." He sauntered off leaving Harley speechless before running after him into the manor.
They found Bruce and Dick pacing the entryway when they opened the door Harley humming a little tune and trying to yank her shoes off to avoid blood on the floors. Dick saw them first and his jaw dropped, "What in the homicidal insanity did you do to Him!?"
He asked as Bruce turned around with worried eyes turning to relief and than worry again, "You did it.... are you ok Harley? I- I don't think I should have let you. This, it was wrong. I'm trying to-"
Harley laughed a light hearted Joker-like laugh "Oh B-Man, it's done. Stop stressing, I'm fine. Homicide is kinda what I do!"
Bruce and Dick looked to Jason worriedly as he shrugged, "There is a reason I backed her up on not letting Bruce do it.... you have to have a taste for it or it will eat you alive."
Dick starred long at Harley, "did- so you enjoyed it? I mean, I get he abused you for a long time... but you liked it?"
Harley let out a long dark cackle, throwing her head back as tho the Joker consumed her very soul now, "oh Dickie boy as much as I would like to say Joker forced my hand, I enjoyed almost every minute of our escapades...." Her voice went from light hearted to soft and sad as she curled herself into Jason.
Jason pulled her in close and looked at Bruce and than to her. "Harley, please go wash the clown's brains off you? I want to devour you but not with that gunk on your face." He growled in her ear.
Harley purred and ran upstairs to shower while Jason waited to hear the door close.
"Look fellas, she's not gonna be the new Batgirl. Shes not gonna wake up and be a do-gooder trying to make amends for her evil ways. She's had fun, she likes it. Shes twisted, but hopefully I can focus it on what I do.... we can take out the trash together and while I know neither of you approve of that I don't care frankly." He paused as Bruce gave a heavy sigh, "besides, after what I seen tonight.... you don't want her taking over Joker's gang and territory. He is embedded in her soul Bruce, her darkness is his. He called her his prodigy and he was right. She is damn near a female embodiment of him. So let's focus it the best I can instead of trying to make her bottle it up."
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Red Hood and Harley
FanfictionJason Todd finds a broken doll atop a building and finally realizes he was let off easy by simply dying. The Joker can inflict far worse evils on those he sinks his nails into.