Red Hood and Harley

Broken Doll

Harley Quinn was sitting on the roof just across from some no name dope dealer's warehouse doing the boring shit Mistah J didn't want to do. ' Just watch em or can you not handle that simple task either' he told her. Of course, it was after he beat on her for 10 mins for HIS BOMB he built and she planted at Gotham City Bridge not going off. Harley now sat on the ledge covered in bruises and cuts, staring off muttering angrily to herself. She didn't notice a very stealthy former bird brain coming up.

Red Hood aka Jason Todd was about to quietly put a bullet into the clown bitch's head and send her back to Joker cold and stiff. Well, that was until he heard sniffles and anger words being venomously spewed....

"You worthless slut I gave you one job! WACK SMACK!! You prolly damaged it on that stupid motorcycle of yours! BAM BAM BAM!" Through all the noises inbetween words Harley threw air punches half-heartedly. "You're useless and so goddamn stupid Harls!! I'm unsure why I keep you around! BAM BAM and of course cut cut." She shouted bitterly to the air. Harley ended with, "You go see what this idiot on my territory is up to. Can you manage? And if you think about leaving and hiding at that damn plant's house, I will come finish you off this time. You're mine, you will come home. BOOM BANG THUMP!!" She began to shake and sob, "this isn't fun anymore, it's not funny.... it's not like B-man would even believe me if I told him I'm scared to go home anymore..."

Jason stood there watching this disaster take place lowering his gun back to its holster. He watched the girl he once called a psychopathic killer weep like a small child and cringed.

He knew what he was about to do and figured either he can offer her to lay low with him at the Manor where he's been after Joker bombs took out half the narrows and help this broken girl get away from the man slowly killing her, or she will bring the Joker to him and he can put a bullet in both their heads. Jason ponders quietly this theory in his mind and smirks behind his red hood realizing if he's careful he could prolly get both with one bullet.

He's shaken from his own thoughts as Harley defeatedly speaks up not turning around, "Ya know what B-man, take me to Arkham, I've prolly got some broken ribs that need wrapped up this time."

Jason smiles and waits for her to turn around, "Sorry toots, no batdad today. Just a sexy man in a sexy red hood!"

As Harley turns around she shows no normal fear and says, "Ya know what Todd, do it. Go ahead, put a fucking bullet in my head. It would be less painful then this."

She begins to walk towards him and promptly collapses. 'Well Fuck' Jason thinks out loud, 'guess she made the decision for me'

He scoops Harley up gently and proceeds to find a unlocked car to hotwire back to the Manor. He can pick his bike up later. Once in the car driving he calls Bruce, "hey umm I'm doing a good deed and I'm on my way to the cave" he pauses "make sure everyone is masked tho." and hangs up.

Bruce stares at his phone and puts his cowl on telling Damien to go up stairs and Dick to put his mask on, "Red Hood is on his way and I think he's bringing someone??" Dicks eyes widen, " Oh I am so glad I picked tonight to visit Gotham!" He smirks.
Bruce scowls and silently shakes his head, these kids. (😂😂😂)

Moments later, Jason pulls into the Batcave in a crappy Oldsmobile. He looks at Bruce and Dick annoyed and gets out, "so I found this broken doll on a roof top talking crazy and wanting me to shoot her." He grumbles before pulling Harley Quinn from the car still out cold and shaking as she cries out in her sleep, "no please no no I'm sorry, I'll fix it. Stop, please!" Bruce looks shocked and Dick whispers, "he brought Joker's girlfriend in..... alive?" He whistles softly and turns and pulls out cot, for prolly the first time since he's learned to talk being a loss for any other words.