Red Hood and Harley

Cranky Harley makes a Trigger Happy Hood

Harley was miserably bored felt like she was literally dying of boredom. Jason and the bat brats banned her from going out with even Dick out of Gotham. Selina had came to visit but even girl talk with her friend was old. She listened to Selina talk about her capers and just felt angry Jason got to go out while she grew his offspring inside her.

"Kitty I... I MISS MISTAH J!! I WANNA GO DO SOMETHING WRECKLESS AND STUPID AND JASON IS AN ASSHOLE...." she looked at Selina angrily, "I'm bored. I sit here every night and Jason comes home with blood on his clothes and a satisfied smirk! It's not fair Kitty!"

Selina laughed, "Oh Harls, it isn't forever and I'm sure Jason misses you out being all dark and brooding with him haha! You're carrying his babies, did you expect him to let you continue to roof hop and kill bad guys?"

Harley looked at her hands and responded quietly "I did last time, Mis- Joker never stopped me, in fact he encouraged it...." she looked up at Selina and spoke in a whisper now, "Ya know why J killed Jason? Bruce and J were fighting, I came up to try and stop it. Bruce was beating J pretty bad.... once I got him off J he turned on me... kicked me in the stomach, We lost Jester that night. J decided if he lost his heir so would Batman.... " Harley let silent tears fall as she turned her back on Selina and walked into the bathroom, "I need to take a bath, my back hurts."

Selina only nodded and walked out of Harley's room. Harley knew it was wrong to lie to Selina but to protect Jesse she couldn't let anyone know he had survived that night, mommy's jester was living a better life with his aunt than he ever would have with Joker.

Bruce had been about to walk in when he heard Harley's story, his eyes stung with tears. He hadn't known, he would have never knowingly killed an unborn child. Joker was scum but apparently for once in his miserable life felt the pain of losing someone. It didn't make what he did right, but it helped Bruce understand why Joker went to a dark place after that.... and why Harley decided to follow him right down. Parents mourning a child that never took a breath. He waited outside the door for Selina, once she came he looked down at her with sad eyes,

"I swear to God Selina, I had no idea! You know I would never do anything like that!" He struggled to not shout.

Selina gave him a sad smile, "oh Bruce, I know that and so does Harley. She will prolly never speak that story to your face. She adores you, Dick and Damien. She knows its Joker's fault."

Bruce nodded and put an arm around her slender waist. "I still feel like shit."

Harley stretched out in the whirlpool tub that had become her second home the last month or so. Her bubbles hiding her from anyone who enters. As she closed her eyes to enjoy the heat she heard it, the laughter... Harley carefully sat up looking around, hearing the sick, soft laughter again. "No no no" she whispered to herself as she made eye contact with The Joker, bullet hole in the skull and all.

"What's a matter pooh? You look like you've seen a ghost HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Harley screamed long and loud, covering her eyes and rubbing them violently, "NO YOU'RE NOT REAL!! THINKING OF JESSE MADE YOU COME INTO MY MIND!! GO AWAY GO AWAY MISTAH J!!"

Jason who had just returned from a long, slow night ran into their bedroom and froze as he heard 'Mistah J'. Frowning he ripped open the door, "Harley, The Joker is dead-" he began as he walked in to see her curled up hiding in bubbles crying. Staring at the mirror across from her in horror. She wasn't just seeing a hallucination, she was seeing herself as the cruel clown.

This wasn't the first time it had happened but it was the first time since she was pregnant.

Jason pulled his gun holster off and kicked off his shoes, jumping in the tub with Harley and holding her tight, "you are not him Harley, you are better than he ever was." He whispered in his broken doll's ear.

Harley shook her head miserably and cried, "I don't deserve you or these babies!"

Jason kissed her temple, jawline and lips softly, "Harley Frances Quinn, stop it! You deserve the world and I'll try my hardest to give you at least half, so my kiddos can have the other." He gave a chuckle as she began to relax in his arms and rested her head on his chest with an exhausted sigh.

"Jason, you're too good for me!"

Jason laughed and replied, "I know! But you're my punishment loony tunes.... lets get you dried off and clothed, hmm? Bruce and Babs have a surprise for you!!"

Harley moaned, "nooo I like it here!"

Jason laughed harder, "well these wet clothes are uncomfortable and I'm gonna get dressed, you can join me or sit in lukewarm water."

Jason removed himself from the water and stripped his wet clothes off into the washer of the stacked washer/dryer combo Harley threw a fit for. Harley watched Jason strip biting her lip. 'Awe fuck pouting!' She thought and jumped out and onto his wet naked body with her own kissing his mouth hard.

"Do we have time for something fun before we meet up with Bruce and Babs?" She murmured in between kisses.

Jason groaned as he felt her grind her wet folds on his hard member, tightening her legs around his waist, "fuck it, we will make time loony tunes."

Harley's face lit up, unlike Joker, Jason always made time for her.

Jason threw Harley on to the bed and climbed on top of her, towering down as he quickly slid into her tight body with a low growl. Harley give a soft groan, "Be quick Todd, the Bats don't ever knock!"

Jason grabbed her legs and began to roughly and fast thrust into her as she arched her back and giggled, "oh daddy you do know how to fuck me right!"

Jason leaned in and kissed her hard biting her lip and grasping her throat. He pulled his mouth back but kept a hand around her throat, squeezing enough to please her but not enough she couldn't breathe. Jason could feel Harley's body begin to tense and her thrusts meeting his became haphazard and erratic. He buried himself inside her deep and grinded his pelvis into hers, as she came loud and hard so did he.

He kissed her quickly and stood up feeling a slight woozy. "Alright loony tunes, they're waiting." He slapped her thigh gently and threw on boxers and pj pants, he still needed a shower and wasn't going to be bothered getting fully clothed.

Harley carefully stood and threw on some red booty shorts and a black wife beater. "Ok, so you have any idea what they're up to?" She asked Jason.

"Nope, so it must be good if they're hiding it from both of us haha!" He responded taking her hand and heading off to the bat Cave. "I'm sure its gonna be great!!"