Red Hood and Harley

We Move To A Couple Months Later

Harley Quinn and Red Hood are standing on top of a building, jester outfit and, well red hood on. Harley smirked recalling a few short months ago standing in a similar building being 'rescued' by Jason.

They watched silently as a large white van pulled up and two large men opened the back door. Hand cuffed and visibly terrified children came slowly climbing out. Harley's breath quickened as she looked at Jason and said, "Fuck it!"

Without waiting she jumped and tumbled down the fire escape pulling out her duel glocks and shooting both men in the face without a word as Jason jumped down quickly behind her and telling the children to all get into the van. He knew Harley wasn't leaving anyone alive now. They had thought drug dealing, not sex trafficking.

Harley stalked to the warehouse doors and kicked them in shooting at anyone and everything that moved. Jason followed behind quickly catching anything she may have missed. It was carnage. It was a bloodbath. Harley was breathing hard and covered in dirt, sweat and flicks of blood.

She growled once everyone in the building was dead, "call Bruce, tell him to come take these kids home and bring GCPD."

She walked off as Jason went to call Bruce and heard Dick, "don't bother" he came from the doorway. "I'll handle it, Bruce might just freak out if he sees her mess."

Jason nodded gratefully, "well its kids.... Harley gets a little crazy over them normally. But lately shes been way more loony...."

Dick nodded and waved Jason off, "Go before GCPD shows up."

Jason ran off to find Harley.
Jason found her staring into the window of a closed drug store with a large rock, "umm loony tunes what are you doing."

Harley didn't respond and simply shattered the window and walked in grabbing a bag from the register and walking down an aisle going for what she apparently needed right now!(!!)

She walked out with the bag and told Jason, "can we go home, I'm tired?"

Jason decided not to press his loony girlfriend on what was in the bag. He picked his battles and this wasn't one of em. They hopped on their bikes and drove off to the Manor.

Arriving home Batman was waiting with a pissed off look but was stopped by an equally stressed Harley Quinn yanking her jester hat off, "ya know what Batsy? Not to fucking night, kay? No mood and I'm feeling like I'ma cry or go Jokester on someone. I really don't feel like fighting you tonight. So get outta my way."

Bruce removed his cowl and went to say something but shut his mouth and allowed her to run off to her bedroom before cocking an eyebrow at Jason who shrugged and replied, "fuck if I know! She broke into a fucking pharmacy. I don't even know why. I'm not sure I wanna go up there."

Bruce's eyes widened at Jason's obliviousness and absently dropped his cowl, "Jason, go up there. I'm guessing shes gonna need you in about 1 to 3 minutes depending on what she stole."

Jason's eyes widened with Bruce's and took off up the stairs to his room.

Jason entered the room cautiously incase there was a fit in progress. The room was empty and eerily silent. He saw the light on under the bathroom door and hollered, "Harley, can I come in?"

Harley didn't answer. "Harleen Quinzel, open the door, say something...fuck!" Harley let out a wobbly sob and opened the door.

Jason looked at the counter and back to Harley. A cup of pee and 3 tests layed upon it. All positive tests and a shaking and apologizing Harley was against the wall now apologizing profusely, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean too. I'm sorry J please don't be mad." She had a far away look in her eyes Jason noticed, she also has never called him J.

"Fuck" he thought, "that fucking clown... this isn't her first pregnancy".

He carefully and slowly walked over to Harley smiling, "oh, loony tunes why are you sorry? I didn't think dead men could make babies!" He joked as he pulled her shaking form to his in a tight squeeze. "Its ok, it's fine. I mean, no more missions like tonight for you... for what 7,8,9 months? Haha. But this is a good thing!! It's a happy thing!!"

Harley slowly came back to reality and smiled up at Jason, "ya think so?" She lost her smile a little, "Jason, does Bruce have an ultrasound machine?"

He nodded, "yeah everything to make sure none of us are hurt externally and internally, why we can go to a doctor baby!"

Harley frowned, "well, if I'm 2 months or less YAY... if I'm more than that, well I don't fucking want it." She spat as Jason realizes her fears.

He pulled her away a little and kissed her forehead, "oh princess its mine regardless, it will never know that dead clown. But lets go to the Bat Cave to sooth your mind."

Jason went and found Bruce and explained Harley's fear and positive tests. As the three of them walked into the Bat Cave Bruce motioned to a table for Harley to lay on as he pulled out the machine. Jason held harley's hand close and kissed it smiling at her, in an attempt to calm her nerves. Harley, however was not smiling but staring into air as Bruce lifted her shirt and put cool gel on her stomach, flat stomach Jason noted, good sign.

Bruce started up the machine and swirled the wand on her stomach.