Red Hood and Harley

Surprise, Surprise!

As Harley and Jason entered the Bat Cave they saw a doctor and an ultrasound machine looking far more fancy than Bruce's. Babs grinned at them and announced excitedly, "let's see what you're having!!"

Harley ran to Barbara and grinned, "oh my God yes!! Yay!! Thanks Brucie and Babs!!" She jumped up on the table and lifted her shirt to show a growing bump. Jason hurried to her side as the doctor smiled kindly, "I'm Dr.Ryland, Bruce thought it be helpful if I come in once in awhile and do a check up, would you like that?"

Harley nodded, "Of course!!!" Dr.Ryland smiled and said, "ok let's find out what these babies are!" He squeezed the cold jelly on to her belly and began moving the wand around in it. A 3D image appeared showing little developing faces and bodies. "Well, its 2 sacks, 2 babies... both look healthy."

He flipped a switch and heartbeats filled the room. "Strong, solid heartbeats! Now, let's see here..." he moved the wand around causing the babies to move and Harley to groan as they rolled around.

"Ahhh ha! Ok, baby A is.... a boy!!!"

Jason cheered and kissed Harley, "Jason Jr?" He asked looking at Harley so hopefully.

Harley nodded and smiled, as Dr.Ryland spoke again, "and Baby B.... a girl!!! Congrats you 2, one of each in the first shot!" He kept talking but Harley just stared at her daughter and whispered "Lucy...." smiling and spoke louder, Interrupting the doctor's speech on vitamins and rest. "Jason and Lucy... whatcha think Todd?"

Jason looked at her and smirked, "Sounds perfect loony tunes! Now you and Babs can start shopping and decorating." The doctor smiled and handed Harley a card with his cellphone and excused himself.

Jason's smirk grew, but before you go running off to blow money like the loon you are, I have a question." He smiled and pulled her close, "Loony tunes will you drive me insane til death or Arkham do us part?" He pulled out a ring box with a beautifully crafted band, red and black diamonds filling almost every space of the white gold band. "I had it made so even after the babies come and we go back out together you can wear it without worrying about ruining a setting."

Harley's eyes welled with tears as she wrapped her arms and legs around him smiling ear to ear, "Of course Todd, I couldn't imagine pestering anyone but you forever!" She chirped as Bruce and Babs gave them a congrats.

Alfred buzzed to Bruce announcing Selina had pulled in and Babs followed announcing the love birds needed time to process forever.
Harley watched them leave and raised one eyebrow at Jason, "ever got lucky in the Batmobile?" She asked innocently.

Jason replied, "Well yeah, once when I was Robin we-" Harley shut him up by kissing him hard on the mouth. "Oh oh... uh no but now would be a great time! Haha!"

He laughed and pulled Harley off the examine table and off to where the Batmobile was parked. "Ready to get rewarded for such a beautiful ring Mr.Todd?" Harley asked seductively once they got to the car. "Sit down!" She commanded as the top opened up.

Jason quickly got into the passenger seat and grinned as Harley jumped in after him and slide her small body onto the floor between his legs and began to pull his pj bottoms off and free his now hard member from the confines of his boxers.

As Harley took him between her lips, Jason's head went back against the headrest and he let out a soft groan. He fisted her hair and allowed her to go at her pace as he watched her beautiful features as she sucked and swirled her tongue around him until he shivered from pleasure. Once she felt him twitch she suddenly stopped and smirked as she jumped out and dropped her shorts with a wicked grin before climbing on to Jason's lap and enclosing him in her wet warmth.

Harley proceeded to ride Jason hard and passionately with abandon, not noticing her knee hit a button,triggering a silent alarm.
Bruce's watch lit up to the Batmobile alarm and he looked at it with panic, who's in the Bat Cave trying to steal his car??? Selina looked over as he quickly stood and said, "someone is trying to steal the Batmobile!" Selina's eyes widened and she followed Bruce to the grandfather clock.

Harley was getting louder by the second, screaming Jason's name as she closed in on her orgasm. Jason's head leaned back on the headrest moaning Harley's name as he came closer to his own release.

Bruce raced down the stairs once the elevator stopped and ran to the batmobile with 2 screaming and very naked people in the passenger seat.

Jason was yelling "yeah come for daddy loony tunes" as Harley screamed Jason's name in release. "Oh loony tunes I'm coming too!"

Bruce cleared his throat as Selina laughed to tears. Harley looked behind her and said "uh oh busted Todd.... Bruce can you hand me my shorts? Hahaha!!"

Jason quickly put himself away and helped Harley into the short Bruce handed her, his face red with rage and embarrassment.

Once the lovers were clothed and out of his car, he roared, "How often has this happened in MY CAR!?" Selina's laughter stopped, "hey yeah, I sit there!?" Bruce laughed, "not so funny now is it Kitty Cat???"

Harley spoke up, "first time Batsy I swear!!" Jason nodded trying not to laugh and avoiding eye contact with everyone.

"Never happen again Bman I swear!!" Harley giggled and Jason lost control with laughter. They quickly ran off before Bruce could say anything else.

Bruce and Selina shook their heads and both said "it needs detailed."