Red Hood and Harley

Babes

Harley and Jason moved quickly to the Batcave with Babs, Bruce had everything they needed to deliver the babies at home. Harley and Jason aren't exactly the most beloved people in Gotham, being in a hospital would leave them too vulnerable.

Bruce was contacting the doctor as Harley groaned on the bed, "it hurts, Babs you gotta have something for the pain!" Gripping Jason's hand like a vice as contractions hit. Bruce smiled, "He will be here in a few moments Harley, stay calm."

Several hours and an epidural later the Batcave was filled with dueling screams as Babs washed up the 2 newborns. Little Jason had his father's dark hair and with bright green eyes and little Lucy was a blonde haired blue eyed carbon copy of her mother. Oddly, both babies had their mother's extremely pale skin. Babs layed both babies into a bassinet and pushed it over to Harley and Jason who both looked exhausted and worse for wear.

Harley squealed with excitement though as soon as she laid eyes on the screaming blue and pink bundles and picked up Lucy and began to nurse her as Jason helped lil Jason into Harley's other arm to nurse with his sister.

"Just like momma." Jason whispered, brushing his hand through Harley's hair, "Not just hungry but hangry." He chuckled as Harley shrugged, "I like food." She nursed the babies humming softly as Jason watched in awe of this new side of Harley.

Once they were nursed and wrapped up like burritos (Harley's words as she asked where her snack was), Jason took Lil Jason and held him close. "Welcome to the world little guy, I think I'm gonna call you J for now. It's a crazy family you have, but it's pretty great. Your mom is amazing and your uncles Damien and Dick are pretty cool. Aunt Babs is awesome and your aunts Kitty and Ivy are.... fun
Grandpa Bruce will seem like a grump and he is but he loves you and your sister already."

Harley held Lucy and simply shared a wide eyed stare of mutual fascination. She teared up listening silently to Jason talk to J, "They're perfect" she whispered in awe, "10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose and one mouth"

Jason laughed, "Yeah, not bad Quinn. You did a pretty good job." He paused and shrugged, "but you could've picked up the pace a little, less bitching more pushing." He joked as he laid a sleeping J in his bassinet and snagged a still wide awake Lucy from Harley as she glared at Jason, "oh you arrogant asshole!" she started as Dick walked into the room.

"Wow guys, 2 babies and an engagement and I'm still not sure if you should be alone together!!" Dick joked as he walked over and kissed Harley's forehead and peeked at a sleeping J, "hes gorgeous, looks like his momma, with black hair." He went to Jason to look at the pink bundle in his arms, "Damn, I take that back, Harley gave birth to a clone of herself! Can I ask how they both have your bleached skin?"

Harley shrugged at Dick, "Doc and Babs said the acid prolly did something with my DNA. They're healthy and everything, just clown white! Haha!!"

Jason caught the slight sadness in her voice as she spoke the word clown. He knew she was upset about their color but he didn't care, they were all healthy.

Dick grinned, "oh Jason you are in so much trouble with this trio!!" He scooped Lucy out of Jason's arms and cooed to her, "I'm your Uncle Dick, the cool one. I'll teach you all the cool stuff when you're older, like where Al hides all the good snacks!" Lucy yawned in response and closed her eyes as if to show Dick he was boring her. He laid her down in her bassinet with a smirk, "ha, she sure is a little Harley, huh? Shes gorgeous!! That reminds me!!" He walked back by the doorway and pulled a bag off the floor handing it to Harley. She opened it to find one black and one pink onesie, both with his Nightwing logo on it.

"Seriously Dick?" She laughed. Dick laughed too, "I saw them on a booth on my way here! The Bat is sooo over done! Nightwing is way hip and cooler than Grandpa Bat!"

Bruce coughed in the doorway, "Grumpy Grandpa Bat could still clip your wings if he wanted to."

Harley burst out in laughter, "papa batsy!! Hahaha oh man, I'm teaching them both to call you Papa Batsy, Bruce!!!" Jason and Dick laughed with her.

Jason looked over to Dick and smirked, "why are you laughing, Uncle Bird-Brains?"

Bruce started to chuckle too. In the midst of laughter Harley suddenly gave a HUGE yawn. Jason looked down at her lidded eyes and gave a soft smile, "well guys I think that's our cue to end our night here. Are you staying the night Dick?"

Dick nodded and gave Jason a hug, "yeah I wanted to hang out with the family tomorrow and get a chance to hold little Hood too." He kissed Harley on the forehead once more, we will talk over breakfast more babe." And left. Bruce hugged them both and gave his goodnight.

Jason pushed Harley over jokingly as he crawled into bed with her exhausted form, "move over bedhog!" Harley moved over and once Jason settled in curled herself onto his chest with a happy sigh and looked to be asleep before he could get the lamp turned off.