Red Hood and Harley

This Must Be How Ceaser Felt

Jester was seated on the large black couch with paperwork sprawled out on the table for effect when Johnny Frost walked in. "Hey kid, Harley said you're having problems with some of Penguin's men?"

Ivy stepped out from the darkness smiling, she walked up to a confused looking Frost and kissed him roughly on his lips. His eyes glazed over and he looked at Ivy with a sudden lust.

"Now, dear Frost I need you to bring Harley and Joker to the top of Wayne Tower. Tell them Jester has a grand surprise for them. Come alone, only the 3 of you. Can you do that my love?" Ivy purred into Frost's ear.

Frost nodded calmly, "Is that it gorgeous?"

Ivy shrugged, "For now my dear, off you go my pet!! We shall meet you there but not a word spoken about me, only Jester's surprise!"

Frost nodded and walked out of the room.
Jester stared speechless at Ivy for a moment,

"Remind me nevah to let yoa nea me with those lips!" Ivy laughed, "Oh, Jester my dear boy you're immune! Same as Harley, I gave you both shots long ago. Ever wonder why you're so fast, you heal so quickly? You're welcome."

Jester shook his head, "well fuck Aunt Plant" he said with laughter. "Let's get to Wayne Tower!"

Ivy narrowed her eyes, "If you ever call me that again I'll spray you with toxins that will make you.... unable to enjoy that young lady you've been cozy with."

Jester gulped "Yes ma'am Aunt Ivy!!"

Ivy was stashed behind an air conditioning unit leaving Jester seemingly alone atop the tower when Joker, Harley and Frost came up.

Joker eyed Jester, "So my boy where is this fabulous surprise?" Jester looked up to his mother who stepped away from Joker to hug him and Frost who wandered off to 'secure' the roof top. Jester hugged his mother and smirked at his dad while tapping his machine gun on his shoulder. "Where to start, ya know pops when I first came to Gotham I was angry. I lost a dad I nevah met. My ma had offed him. Helluva legacy huh?" He pointed the machine gun at Joker as Ivy came out of hiding and handed Harley a machine gun. "But my ma gave me back my old man.... and he took my ma back... by force. Drugged her, knocked her up, beat her.... stole her from my baby brother and sister... worst of all he stole most of MY FUCKIN MONEY!!"

Jason popped out of the door with his own gun as Jester shot the Joker who had began to cackle, "You foolish boy! FROST!" Ivy smiled at Frost, "You've done your job dearest, go home." Frost ignored Joker's voice and walked away.

Harley spoke up, "The biggest mistake I made was keeping yer corpse around. I should've burned ya to ash!" She shot him.

Joker reached for his gun as he tried to stay standing shouting "you whore, I'll kill you and this crybaby of a disappointment!"

As he reached Jason shot him, "Fuck you, you took my girl. You took my kids' mom. YOU TOOK HARLEY'S FREEDOM."

Ivy smiled broadly and wrapped Joker's feet in vines holding him up. Joker was even paler than his normal alabaster tone.

Jester yelled, "I hate ya pops, I will nevah be like ya! And my new lil sister will nevah know ya. My ma will never have anotha mark on her!" He unloaded his clip starring his father in the eye.

Ivy's vines wrapped around Joker's arms and waist to keep him upright as Harley and Jason unloaded on his swiss cheese corpse. Harley threw down her machine gun and ran to Jason hugging him and kissing him passionately.

Jester and Ivy walked over to the Joker's body and proceeded to throw him off the side of the tower into an alley. A quiet thud was all they heard from atop. Tears streamed down Harley's face as she begged Jason's forgiveness,