Red Hood and Harley

Ice Cream

Jerome stalked through the mansion on late in the night looking for Althea with rage. He hadn't seen her in hours. She had been incessantly complaining about not getting to leave and wanting to blow something up. The red head knew given the opportunity she would run off. As he stomped the mansion it dawned on him he had seen Johnny, Harley, Jason and J.J.

He hadn't seen Lucy either.

"Sonofabitch! Johnny!!"

Jerome roared as he stormed into the living area.

"Where is Lucy?"

Johnny looked up and shrugged,

"She said she was going for ice cream."

Jerome narrowed his eyes,

"Althea's bat and 9mms are gone along with her. Tell me is your girlfriend's Beretta here?"

The dark haired man's eyes grew wide as he stood and tore off to his room. A shout came moments later

"Awe sonofabitch. Let's go find them, fuck!"

Jerome and Johnny took off out the door as Harley and Jason exchanged small smirks and laughs. Those two were going to be nothing but trouble.

Althea grinned at Lucy as they stepped on the broken glass of Gotham Jewel Exchange.

"Come on, I want something shiny. We gotta move quick before the Bats get here."

The duo quickly moved and grabbed whatever caught their eye. A voice sounded behind them,

"Ya know Althea, Selina would be so disappointed. I'm sure she taught you better."

Althea turned and saw Nightwing,

"Yeah well I wasn't trying to creep I wanted to smash and grab."

She pulled out a 9mm and Lucy pulled her beretta,

"We are leaving tonight Dick. I'm not going back to Arkham."

Nightwing sighed, he didn't want to fight his nieces.

"I can't let you go and I can't let you take those backpacks with you."

Althea shrugged,

"Did Bruce make sure your costume is as bullet proof as the Batsuit?"

Nightwing groaned and ducked behind a display case knowing what was coming.

A pair of shadows moved silently and a bat dropped down on the back of Nightwing's head with a hollow thud. A familiar laugh followed it,

"This isn't an ice cream shop and that's not bags of ice cream is it?"

Johnny and Jerome walked into the light with frowns as Johnny spoke glaring at Lucy.

"We was bored, just a little smash and grab guys!"

Althea skipped over to Jerome and gave him a lust filled kiss,

"And now I want to celebrate."

Jerome glared at his wife,

"I don't feel like sex."

The short woman grinned,

"What about road head?"

The red head glare on her lightened,

"We took Johnny's car."

Althea grinned,

"We brought my truck."

Jerome grabbed his wife's hand,

"This isn't over but I'm ready to go home. I'm sure Johnny wants to talk to Lucy so we will take your truck home."

Althea cackled and nodded like he was fooling anyone.

"Okay if you say so. By the way can we stop for ice cream?"

Jerome narrowed his eyes with anger,

"Depends on how sorry you are in the truck."

Althea's grin grew and she whispered in his ear as Jerome's face dropped all anger and was replaced with a hint of red tint and a grin.

"Bye guys we're outta here!"

Lucy pouted as the pair left, promises of blow jobs and kink with ice cream didn't distract Johnny she knew she was going to get a lecture the whole way home about letting Althea drag her into situations.

Short I know but this just popped in my head and made me laugh.