Red Hood and Harley

This Author Just Kills and Reanimates at Random folks

Apparently Althea came to realize after a few weeks that her meds weren't helping her hallucinations and had began to simply accept her dad popping up and giving unwanted advice and her ex popping up to talk shit. Both equally annoying.

"I have one week until my wedding Jerome, I would like you to go away! Jeremiah loves me and this feels so wrong."

Althea was lounging on her bed with her body on the bed and her head hanging off almost touching the floor. Jerome next to her in the same position, weirdly as red in the face as her. 'I got a helluva imagination' she thought.

"Awe Alley girl I'm not even real. I'm a piece of your brain that can't let me go!"

She heard the Joker cackle,

"You never met me so why the hell am I here?"

Althea looked up as her dad stood above her upside down in her view.

"Maybe I wanted to meet you subconsciously? Jerome is here as punishment because even dead I can't escape his big mouth."

"I think it's the drugs Leland gave you. For the record I never had hallucinations and neither did my parents or Harley. This is all you babygirl."

Joker spoke and shrugged at Althea,

"Maybe we will go away if you stop the pills all together? Let em get out of your system?"

Jerome sat upright and glared at the green haired man,

"I'm not going anywhere! This is where I'm supposed to be, next to my Alley girl! We had our bad moments but she promised herself to me! She's supposed to marry me!"

Althea groaned and there is why jerome is here. Guilt. 'Okay so we know why I'm seeing Jerome. Why am I seeing my dad now' she thought to herself.

Jerome looked at her,

"Yeah you should feel guilty. You let your dad kill me, left our son fatherless and left me frozen in Arkham."

Althea shook her head,

"No that's not right, my head knows better. I had you dropped in acid."

Jerome grinned,

"Do you really think Frank melted me down to goo? Hell on, that was my main man. My frosty if you will. You knew it too that's why you didn't send Jason or Harley or your siblings to do it. You sent Ace and the boys. Ace who is notorious for pushing his work off on Frankie boy."

Althea looked at him with knitted eyebrows,

"Nobody ever told me that I'm just making you into a paranoid asshole like you were alive. My dad is down in Arkham too for Strange to play with since he was too decomposed to bring back. I suppose he's working on creating Joker a new body?"

Jerome and Joker both shrugged as Joker laughed,

"We only know what you know or what you think. But you know you could go see if Jerome is in Arkham."

Althea glared at both hallucinations,

"So I can bring him back and leave Jeremiah who is good to me?"

Jerome cackled,

"I never shoved my dick up your ass like that....  but then again you never screamed my identical twin brother's name during sex either. I would have been rational I think though. I would have punched you in the face."

Joker glared down at them both punching Jerome in the face to Althea's delight,

"At least one of us can hit him. Do it again dad!"