Red Hood and Harley

Rude Reality

Jason stayed locked in the spare room at the penthouse for a week. He busted out the mirror in the bathroom. When the now blue haired man looked at his reflection all he seen was the alabaster monster who terrorized his wife for years.

Harley gave him space and time before finally snapping,

"Look, I get it. You're pasty and your hair is blue, it's a shock. You're alive however and unless you find me and your kids repulsive this should not be that tragic. For fuck's sake your youngest has green hair and pasty skin, do you think she's a monster?"

Jason glanced up at Harley with his first smirk of the week and a small laugh,

"Depends on her mood."

Harley laughed at that, "Okay point taken. But do you understand where I am coming from Jason? I love you babe, blue hair and all. I don't see you as less and you shouldn't see yourself anything less either."

Jason nodded and motioned for Harley to come over to him,

"Okay loony toons you're right, I shouldn't be so upset. I mean now we really do look like one big happy family. Haha, we should get a new family photo soon! I just worry you look at me and you see him."

Harley straddled Jason on the bed and kissed him with passion and heated lips. His hands snaked around her waist and his tongue begged entrance. Harley pulled slightly away,

"You have been and will always be the sexiest man on the planet to me. It doesn't matter scars, skin tone or hair. I love you. Do you understand me?"

Jason nodded and pulled her back in for a kiss murmuring.

"I love you too loony toons!"

Althea was pacing the living room waiting for Jeremiah to come stay with J.J, it was the day to meet with Falcone. Lucy watched her younger sister pace and absently itch at her shoulder. It was the first injury she didn't have her aunt heal and she couldn't keep her fingers off of it.

"You need to stop itching it, you'll have a worse scar. He will be here, he knows this is important."

As if on cue Jeremiah walked in looking more like Jerome than himself. Cherry followed him in with a grin,

"Where's my little nephew?"

Althea frowned and looked at Jeremiah,

"I thought you were watching J.J?"

Jeremiah pulled her close to him,

"I can't let you go alone. I know you'll have Lucy and the boys but I can't stand waiting here to see you safe. Let me go with you?"

Althea looked at Lucy who had 'no' written in her eyes but shrugged. The guy had heart, zero skill in this lifestyle but he had heart.

"Okay fine you come with on one condition, you listen to everything we say and you stay in the car as look out for Frosty Jr. This is a stealth mission. I will have boys everywhere waiting for my signal. If anything looks fishy Falcone will shoot me or his men will. Got it?"

Jeremiah kissed the serious green haired woman in front of him,

"Deal, I just want to be there."

Althea hugged Cherry,

"Thanks for watching the baby I suppose, shouldn't be too hard and my parents are in their room. Heads up my dad took an acid deep, blue hair pale face. Weird like the rest of us."

Althea shrugged and added, "J.J is in bed, theory is he will sleep the whole time I'm gone. Baby logic is he will wake up soon as I walk out."

Cherry grinned up at her sister-in-law,