me talking about random shit

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by riolugoblin

by riolugoblin

So
In pe
We're doing athletics right
And I think I might be good at a sport now
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I'm like 5'1 okay (don't fucking bully me I know I'm short you can fuck right off I'll still fight you) and I'm actually pretty embarrassed about it because I'm shorter than most of the girls in my year and as a boy I should be taller but like I'm nottttttttttt
Anyway besides the point
And I keep winning in long jump and the sprints???
Like we did a 50 metres sprint and I did in in like I think it was 4.81 seconds or some shit
Which is pretty good?
Then we did 100 metres and I did it in like 17 seconds (or 16.5 I don't fucking remember)
Everyone was shook and omg it was so fucking funny
Short ass white boy winning spriNtS aNd lOnG jUMp nO wAY
Also I'm in the lower set (out of two) for pe so that might be why I won but like let me be happy ok
Also jumped the furthest in long jump
Meant for long people
I am not a long person
I mean I have disproportionately long legs

5 I don't fucking remember)Everyone was shook and omg it was so fucking funnyShort ass white boy winning spriNtS aNd lOnG jUMp nO wAY Also I'm in the lower set (out of two) for pe so that might be why I won but like let me be happy okAlso jumped t... — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

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The last three was when I realised that my jumper probably made my waist look longer because it's too big
This is my just talking about how fucking short I am now ok

Here's me looking like a grandad

Lying on molly on a bus look at those thicc thighs boi

Ft the dog I was meant to be getting before they cancelled on us
Twats I know
Anyway
That's all today folks