°⊙Ryan's Shitty Excuse Of A Life⊙°

my dad

Dad: *sends me a picture of him lying in a feild holding a calf very tight*
Dad: No animals were hurt in the making of this picture!
Batman: Good ahaha
Dad: It had escaped and lost its mum so had to catch it to reunite them
Batman: You're a hero dad
Dad: Ooh sarcasm! That stings! Fair enough though
Batman: Hahahaha