Again, there's a lot of em
Mario and Link
Mario's never getting some and Link's never getting some so why would princesses love.. me? I'm not really making moves, I'm just kinda breathing.
Let me get the recipe to not being broke, fuck! I'd really love to be a king. But Mario and Link, should show that perseverance is not the end all to everything. The princess in a hallway in a robe.
And she says, "NO!" But I just killed a fucking dragon though!? With the sword that I made from the words of my soul! I just killed a fucking dragon though! I just killed a fucking dragon though but its whatever.
I don't even care.. that much.
Dmc & Ash
I'm not a nice guy. He's not a nice guy.
Yeah.. but I am slowly getting better, ever since a little lady wrote me such a little letter. I love breathing, pizza, Santa Claus.
And other things that feel real nice to believe in! I love drinking, yeah, but not enough to ever have to go to one of those stupid meetings. And I love you!
I love you!
I love you, you, you, you YOU!
I love you like the stars love lonely eyes.
I love you like the dog hates the leash and the leash loves the dog, yeah I love nothing else at all. I love you like the kings love to lose.
I love you like my dad loved my mum, before they realised they don't love each other at all!
I love you like Kenny loves to dance and Kenny only loves to wear pants.
I love you like the bird hates November, or just really, really rainy windy weather. I love you like America loves to fuck things up and cops love to do things that are super fucking unnecessary!
Um yep, I miss your face..
The Ending
She said, she said "hey! So you're like the weird guy, in all the movies, who turns into the hero in the end and gets the girl. And I was like, "shut your mouth." But I'm gonna take over the world, as soon as everybody dies. I'm gonna take over your heart as soon as I get the balls to try. I'mma rearrange the alphabet, then take U + I and put a bit of space between them and hope that nobody cries. I'm gonna run around the city wondering why shit is like this, I wanna be a nice guy. Might fuck around and make a difference. Imma hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. They're gonna focus on their hooks, then say fuck it to the verse. Like goddamn, like look at me, then look at them. Now look at me, how's it going?
Wassuuuup
Today we'll be looking into what really fucking matters: gucci bags, money, pants, trap beats and sarcasm! I hope that you don't fall into their schemes, when you look them in the eyes that they don't chose to look away because you don't deserve to be fucked with, unless you're a fucking asshole and expect 200 dollars everytime that you pass go. Yo life isn't fair, life is like a fair that only lets in white people with blue eyes and blonde hair and big tits and small waists. Let's cut paste the same face, the same smile, the same type that's been stuck here for a while. I hope that you don't fall into my schemes and what I say. When you look me in the eyes. I'll look you dead into the face, cuz you don't deserve to be fucked with.
Yeah I ain't shit! I ain't shit, I ain't shit, I ain't shit.. compared to them. Right!?
Yo, my friend said I had poor face structure. I said you look like alien versus fucking predator!
I think people would watch that, probably on paper view, on a Tuesday night. Like what else is there to do? Like, a lot of things, like read a book I guess.
