"Get your fucking ass up!" You heard someone yell, your eyes opening and your body jumping.
You rub the sleep out of your eyes and see a woman, a bit shorter than you, purple hair, kind of ugly.
"Did I stutter? Get up!"
You climbed out of bed, standing and facing her, her eyes piercing through your body as if you just killed her dog.
"Who are you?" You asked, sleep still apparent in your voice.
"What's it to you?" The purple haired bitch scoffed. "You aren't here to take names and make friends."
"No. But who knows. I might have to take names and kick ass."
You charged at her.
You don't know why, but something about her made your blood boil. So you charged at her.
You jumped up and extended your foot, it hitting her straight in the mouth causing her to stumble back. Her guard was left down, her mistake.
You dropped down and swept your legs under her feet, causing her to fall to her ass. You quickly climbed on top of her, straddling her legs so they wouldn't move and pinned her hands down with both of yours.
"Who, THE FUCK ARE YOU!" You screamed in her face.
"Konan." She squeaked out.
"Now was that so fucking hard??" You asked as you moved one of her wrists into your other hand, joining the other one.
You used your free hand and landed one good slap across her face. Then another. Then another.
"Why am I here?!" You screamed again.
"I-I--" Konan fumbled against her words.
"Did I stutter?" You mimicked, slapping her again. You rested your fist back and landed a punch in the nose, then the mouth. Blood was trickling down her chin from a busted lip, splattering on your face once she coughs.
You rear your fist back again for another hit but someone grabs your elbow and slings you back, causing you to crash into your bedroom wall.
You sat there stunned for a second, not knowing what happened, but when you looked up all your questions were answered.
You saw Tobi picking up Konan, shutting your door with a loud bang after he got her in his arms.
You climbed up and dusted yourself off, your knuckles bruising and your face sweating. You grabbed your pillow and took off the pillow case, wiping your face with it then wrapping it around your hand.
You sat on your bed, biting your lip and bringing your knees to your chest.
"God why didn't I just make a run for it?? Why did I have to beat her up? I could've gotten out! God I'm such an idiot!" You chastised yourself, slapping your forehead repeatedly with the palm of your hand until you heard your door open.
And in skipped Tobi.
"Oh tootsie pop... that was a no no ideaaaaaa." He said in a 'matter of factly' tone of voice.
You look up at him, and smirk as he was kind of amusing. "I'm sorry, boss man." You said apologetically. "She just... pissed me off."
Tobi smirked under his mask. Mm. Boss man. Love it. He thought to himself.
"Oh poor, (y/n). Next time, kill her ehehehehe." He plopped himself next to you in your bed, lying on his side with his hand propped up on his head. "Konan pisses everyone off. But she's banging Pein, so no one can do anything about it."
"Who is Pein?" You asked curiously.
Tobi looked at you with a dumbfounded expression, even though you couldn't see it.
"You went and graduated top from the academy, but you don't know who Pein is?" Tobi asked, perplexed.
You just kind of shrugged your shoulders and shook your head.
"Ehehehe then this shall be realllll fun." He said with a laugh.
He rolled over on top your lap, his head resting on your thighs, looking up at you.
"Uh what are you doing?" You asked him with concern.
Tobi responded with a giggle. "I like you. You're funnnnn. You laugh at my jokes, I think, you aren't a complete imbecile, you're actually able to fight, and you're the only decent looking person here! You, tootsie pop, aren't leaving. So, why not make the best of it and consider you my new favorite comrade?" He reaches his hand up to your cheek and pinched them, grandma style.
He turned on his stomach and propped his elbows up on your thighs, his head resting in his hands and his legs swinging up and down.
"U-uh.. I don't know how to respond to this..." was all you could say.
He can't seriously be getting attached to you! There is no way in HELL you were staying.
"Tobi I -" you stopped by putting your hand to your mouth, your stomach churning and grumbling. "Bathroom!" You yelled. "Quick I need a bathroom!"
"Follow meeeee!" Tobi bellowed as he grabbed your hand and pulled you to the bathroom, throwing you in and quickly shutting and locking the door behind him.
You wasted no time kneeling in front of the toilet and spewing your guts out.
You didn't throw up much, most of it being stomach acid, but nonetheless it was draining all of the energy from your body.
"This is my fourth time getting sick.. I think there's a bug going around." You said as you looked at Tobi.
Tobi shook his head, staring at you.
"When's the last time you and Kakashi had sex?" He blurted out.
"Tobi!"
"What? It's an important question! You're getting sick! You're skin is glowing! And if I'm being honest honey you are lookin a little bloated soooooo there's a chance you could be-"
"Don't! Don't say what you're about to say... there is no way." You said as you stuck your hand up and turned your head away from him.
Tobi left the bathroom, returning a short time later with a plastic stick in his hands.
"Pee on it."
You looked at him shocked. "Where did you get this?"
"Konan + huge slut = pregnancy scare! She pees on these religiously ehehehe." He threw the stick at you, it hitting your forehead.
You picked it up and looked at it, then looked at Tobi.
"I...don't have to go..." you said slightly embarrassed.
"Well try! That's the only way you'll know!" Tobi replied.
"I... can't pee with you in here..."
"(Y/n) sit on the toilet and fucking release your urine! You could be holding a child! That could be child pee! You're gonna pee the baby if you wait that long!!"
You groaned in frustration as you stood up. "Look away! Perv..." You screamed at Tobi as he turned and faced the door.
You dropped your shorts and underwear, your nerves suddenly get the best of you and you start urinating.
"Tinkle tinkle little pee. Inside you is a baby. Is it a boy or a girl. Either way it makes you hurl. I feel bad for this baby, for it's dad is Kakashiiiii!" Tobi sang, causing you to roll your eyes.
"I'm done..." you said as you wiped and pulled up your shorts.
He turned back around and looked at you, grabbing the stick from you and setting it on the sink.
"Go back to your room, I'll wait here and see what it says." He said in his serious voice.
You did as he said, a few minutes going by before he walked in your room.
You stared at him, as he shut and locked your door.
He turned to you, his one eye scanning your body.
"Congrats, (y/n)..."he said "...you're pregnant."
YOU ARE READING
The Masked Jounin ~A Kakashi x Reader~
Romance(Y/n) is lonely. Has been since the day her dad died and her mom left her. She trusted no one. Well, with the exception of her best friend Sasuke Uchiha. So you could imagine her surprise when she started developing special feelings for everyone...
