Spider-man Far From Home One-Shots

Bloody Fucking Hell

This was a request by @Eclipse_Rose , hope you enjoy! 

It started with Peter walking through the school halls to sitting in the principles office with a confused and bruised up Flash waiting for May.  It all started when Peter moved from London to America because he wanted to experience an American High school life. But, he didn't want to be treated differently because of his accent, so he practiced his American accent and transferred to Midtown High.

Peter was walking through the halls with Ned towards his locker to wait for MJ, his girlfriend of 7 months. It was a few weeks before Sophomore Finals and school was hectic. He leaned against  his locker as Ned was explaining the new lego set he bought when Flash decided that it was a good time to pick on the unknown superhero.

"Yo! Penis Parker! You gonna bail at Nationals again?!" Flash yelled as he pushed Peter against his locker. 

"Flash, that was one time. I haven't missed a practice in four months either, so I don't think that was a smart thing to say." Flash, of course, didn't like being talked back to. So, he decided to say something about it.

"How dare you! You think you're so much better than all of us! With you Stark internship! You're not even smart! I bet the school pitied you so much that they let you in. I mean, it's not like you could pay for it!"

"Whatever Flash." Peter said back with no emotion, leaning against his locker looking around to see if MJ was close by. Flash, again, hated being ignored so he decided to cross the line.

"You know what Parker?! You and your whore of a girlfriend deserve each other! She's such a slut she even let you get laid!" 

That was it for Peter. He didn't care if you made fun of him. But, saying his girlfriend, the girl who  is there whenever he needs her, the love of his life a whore and a slut, you will feel the wrath of Peter Parker. Unknowingly, Peter Started Yelling back, which would be that much of a problem. Except, he totally forgot his American accent.

"WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL MAN?! YOU FUCKING ARSE CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ME, BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT ABOUT MJ! SHE IS THE BEST LIVING HUMAN BEING IN THE GALAXY! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ARSE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SAY SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS!" Peter yelled out and pushed Flash twice. Once in the face and once in the gut. By then, half the school was surrounding Peter and Flash. Flash was gaping at the British accent as well as most of the crowd. Peter struggled to calm down, until MJ was seen running through the crowd.

MJ ran to Peter, grabbing both his shoulders and forcing hm to look at her. "Peter? Peter? What's going on? I was walking back and I could hear you from the other side of school!" MJ looked around at the crowd and yelled out

 "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT? GO TO CLASS!"  And the crowd scattered out whispering about Peter's accent.

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And, thats how he ended up in the principles office. And a one week suspension.