Spider-man Far From Home One-Shots

Peter's Avenger Jingle

It was an normal day for the avengers... well as normal as it can get for a family of superheroes...

The only odd thing that day was that Peter Hadn't come out of his room since Lunch... and it was almost time for dinner..

The Team was sitting in the Penthouse living room, doing whatever they were doing when Peter Burst out of the elevator holding his phone.

"I'M DONE! Everyone come here! STOP WHAT YOU'RE ALL DOING!!!!"

Everyone sat comfortably on sofas and listened to what Peter had to say...or...sing.

"The Avengers have been together for about ten years
Gaining fans all over the world staring with...

Anthony Edward Stark, one arrogant ass
With a lot of sass and learns
to have a heart
When his life takes a turn....
And somehow makes an iron suit....

Then there is Cap
Mister Steve Rogers
Whose selflessness saves the world
You can count on him to be humble
And share a great speech for sure....

Next There's Bruce, aka Hulk
The one with anger issues
But behind all that
His Brain is amazing
But hides in Kolkata....

Thor,
The God of thunder
Banished to earth
And hammer doesn't work
But learns how to not be a brat...

Hawkeye , Hawkeye
The one with the perfect aim
But maybe , just maybe
He should bring a few for arrows onto the battle field ...

Black Widow, Natasha Romanoff
The spy who learns to love
You can count on auntie Nat
To keep the boys in Check...

Now the avengers need to reunite
To fight a wrinkled grape
Along with a few other faces
They fight to decide their fate

Will they win or will they lose
Will they all live
We won't know until you see
Whatever is on on April 26..."

"Ummmm..."

" What's on April 26?"

Hiiiiiiii..........

I randomly wrote this song today...

I'M WATCHING ENDGAME IN 20 HOURS!!!!!

Ok... I'm done.