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VelvetTechnology<---

JoyVelvet: how's velvet?

Doyoung: velvet??

JoyVelvet: our cat

Jhonny: shes with Jeno

Jenope: she's doing fine

JoyVelvet: jeNO YOURE ALLERGIC TO CATS

Jenope: THAT SHOULDNT STOP MY HAPPINESS

Doyoung: I'm allergic to cats but I still have one because my girlfriend doesn't care about my health

JoyVelvet: velvet is our child don't you dare say that

Doyoung: vELVET IS A CAT

JoyVelvet: i-

Seulgibear: why is Nari printing out divorce papers?

Kunfused: I get out of the shower and this is what I see?

Jistupid: shut up hetero

Kunfused: shut up homo

Jistupid: h-homo

Doyoung: fOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT MARRIED NARI SEO

JoyVelvet: WELL. LETS GET MARRIED

KaylieTwice: that escalated very quick

JoyVelvet: hurry up doyoung the papers are printing fairly fast



KaylieTwice<---

KaylieTwice: LETS PLAY A JOKE ON THEM

JoyVelvet: like what?

KaylieTwice: you're pregnant

JoyVelvet: bUT DOYOUNG AND I HAVENT EVEN YA KNOW

KaylieTwice: I know but doyoungs so stupid he'll believe it.

JoyVelvet: wHAT WILL I GAIN FROM THIS?

KaylieTwice: laughter and $20

JoyVelvet: bET


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Doyoung: why do you always talk about marriage?

Jhonny: shes had her wedding planned since she started dating Felix

JoyVelvet: ew don't expose me

JoyVelvet: anyways. I have something to tell you guys. It's pretty important.

Kaylietwice: what is it?

Seulgibear: I'm gonna laugh

WendySon: shhhhh

Yeriberri: seulgi you need to put a cork in it

Irenehatesmen: Jesus

JoyVelvet: I'mpregnant





Jhonny: I'm sorry què

Tails: I knew you were getting fatter

JoyVelvet: FUCK OFF

Tyong: that's rude taeil. She's just getting thicc

Doyoung: I'm finna be a dad?

Jistupid: I thought I was stupid

BoomingSystem: yea me too

JoyVelvet; I- y'all so stupid istg

JoyVelvet: DOYOUNG THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MINUTE. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG HERE

KaylieTwice: I TOLD YOU HE WAS DUMB

JoyVelvet: give me my $20

KaylieTwice: hahahaha no

Jhonny: joke?

JoyVelvet: yes

Jhonny: oh thank GOD

Doyoung: wait we haven't done it

Doyoung: dID YOU CHEAT ON ME

JoyVelvet: KSDKSKSNXJS NO FUCKIN IDIOT ISTG

KaylieTwice: I just wanted to see you freak out but you were a lot chiller then I expected so it wasn't any fun

SeulgiBear: I'm so glad Kaylie told us before Nari Typed that or we'd be eating some Bunny meat for dinner yum

WendySon; first of all ew second of all thats cannibalism.

Seulgibear: I know what it is.

Seulgibear: I'm not stupid!

JoyVelvet: what's 2+2

Seulgibear: 22!

JoyVelvet: Yeah that's what I thought.

ChineseStar: wait. So it is 22?

Tyong: oh my god

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