Jenope: So, remember how Nari said our dorm is haunted?
JoyVelvet: yes.
JaeminDream; dont tell me you believe it.
Moomin🍦: we've been over this, ghosts are real
JaeminDream: when you give me solid proof they are, I'll believe
JoyVelvet: wow, I love buzzfeed unsolved.
JoyVelvet: but it's really haunted.
JoyVelvet: have you guys not heard?? About the woman who died in this building??
Jhonny; no one died here.
Jistupid: that's not true, my soul died here
JoyVelvet: damn, retweet.
Doyoung: Stop scaring them Nari.
JoyVelvet: make me fat ass
Doyoung: ?!???!!!??
JoyVelvet: you ate all the cookies I made for the boys AND the cake me and renjun made.
Doyoung: not my fault they were good
JoyVelvet: I wouldn't know because I didn't HAVE ANY
Doyoung: GET USED TO IT
JoyVelvet: I WANT A DIVORCE
Doyoung: OVER CAKE??
JoyVelvet: YES
JoyVelvet: RENJUN MAKES THE BEST RED VELVET CAKE. AND YOU ATE IT
Moomin🍦: he ate my cake I made out of anger??
Doyoung: That was an anger cake?
KaylieTwice: how dare you eat someone else's anger.
Doyoung: I DIDNT KNOW
JoyVelvet: I made anger cookie because I was mad. AT YOU
Doyoung: LITERALLY WHAT DID I DO?
JoyVelvet: I DONT KNOW. THATS WHY I MADE TYE COOKIES. BECAUSE I COULDNT JUST YELL AT YOU WITH OUT A REASON
Doyoung: OH
tyong; STOP USING CAPS.
Kunfused: can, I have some cookies?
JoyVelvet: sure, I only have a few left though. I promised jaemin and Jeno one.
JaeminDream: YES
Jenope: CAN WE GO BACK TO THE FUCKING WOMAN WHO DIED HERE??$3!:7
JoyVelvet: oh yeah, sure.
JoyVelvet; this building used to be a brothel in 1960? The lady was murdered because the customer didn't want to pay.
Jhonny: brothel?
KaylieTwice; do you not know what that means Johnny?
Jhonny; no I do not
JoyVelvet: it's a House of prostitution. Where men can visit and pay to have sex.
Doyoung: how do you know what a brothel is?
JoyVelvet: I take history courses which you force me to go to.
Doyoung: well excuse me for wanting you to have an education.
JoyVelvet: you're my boyfriend. Not my dad.
JoyVelvet: DONT EVEN SAY WHAT I KNOW YOURE GONNA SAY
JaeminDream: but he's your daddy
JoyVelvet: Im literally going to kill you
JaeminDream: you love me too much
JoyVelvet: you're right.
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FanfictionBoomingsystem; uH WHATS GOING ON HERE? Boomingsystem: IF ANYTHING IM THICC Joyvelvet: gotta agree on that one. Doyoung: ?!! Joyvelvet: you have nice tiddies Doyoung. Doyoung: thx so do you. IrenehatesMen; HEY BACK OFF CHILD PREDATOR Jhonny: THA...
