JoyVelvet: I swear to GOD
JoyVelvet: I'm gonna punch thROATS
Doyoung: YOURE PREGNABT
JoyVelvet: NO
JoyVelvet: FUCKING
JoyVelvet: WEIRDO
JoyVelvet: the fuck y'all want for Christmas
Doyoung: you
JoyVelvet: haha funny
Doyoung: I'm not kidding, we're getting married on Christmas Nari.
KaylieTwice: so, wedding gifts and Christmas presents count as one?
JoyVelvet: no cheap ass bitch
JoyVelvet: I'm expecting at least 2 presents from all of you
JoyVelvet: besides jisung.
KaylieTwice: THATS BIAS
JoyVelvet: SURE IS
JoyVelvet: he's a minor anyways. He doesn't have much money. It. Mostly goes to his parents.
ChineseStar: I'm a minor too!!
JoyVelvet: yeah, but you carry around a wad of hundreds. I expect 4 presents from you.
ChineseStar: damn it be like that.
Jhonny: HOLD ON.
Jhonny: HOW MUCH SEX DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO GER HER TO HAVE SO MNAY PREGNANCY SCARES
Doyoung: a lot
Jhonny: disgusting
JoyVelvet: you asked sis.
Jhonny: well you shouldn't have answered.
JoyVelvet: literally not my fault he wants an actual child
JoyVelvet: I thought 3 pets was enough
Doyoung: well it's not
KaylieTwice: its like they switched souls.
JoyVelvet: can't we just adopt jisung
Jistupid: please
Doyoung: fine
JoyVelvet: REALLY?
Jistupid: FATHER?
Doyoung: NO I WAS KIDDING
JoyVelvet: TOO LATE, JISUNG LETS GO GET THE ADOPTION FORMS
Jistupid: OKAY
Doyoung: NO
JoyVelvet logged out!
Jistupid logged out!
Doyoung: N O
Doyoung: I wanted A B A B Y
Doyoung: NOT A J I S U N G
ChineseStar: BUT J I S U N G IS A B A B Y
JaeminDream: very true.
Moomin🍦: I want a baby :(
Jenope: read my fucking username
Moomin🍦: :((((((((((
JaeminDream: stop being mean to my baby boy :(
Jenope: hes my baby boy too :(((
Moomin🍦: you don't want a baby
Jenope: I really don't
Jenope: But for you I guess
Moomin🍦: sounds really reassuring
JaeminDream: we'll adopt sooner or later.
Moomin🍦: okay :(
Winwine🍷: they're really cute and pure.
Yutatas: when are we adopting?
Winwine🍷:我不应该说什么。现在我挖了一个洞。(I should not say anything. I dug a hole.)
Moomin🍦:听起来像个人问题 (sounds like a personal problem)
ChineseStar: sis
Jistupid logged on!
Jistupid: bad news, Doyoung can't adopt me
Doyoung: not bad news
Jistupid: good news turns out I'm not baptized, so naris gonna be my god mother when I do.
Doyoung: whos gonna be the god father?
Jistupid: I was kinda thinking Taeyong but that was just a thought
Tyong: LET ME DO IT
Yeriberri; LET ME BE THE GOD FATHER
JoyVelvet: OH YES. LETS BE THE GOD MOTHERS.
Jistupid: how about all of red velvet are my god mothers
IreneHatesMen: please
WendySon; yes my only child
SeulgiBear: I have no problems with this.
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FanfictionBoomingsystem; uH WHATS GOING ON HERE? Boomingsystem: IF ANYTHING IM THICC Joyvelvet: gotta agree on that one. Doyoung: ?!! Joyvelvet: you have nice tiddies Doyoung. Doyoung: thx so do you. IrenehatesMen; HEY BACK OFF CHILD PREDATOR Jhonny: THA...
