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JoyVelvet: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE BITCHES.

Doyoung: it is 3 in the morning

JoyVelvet: I know that, my phone shows the time

JoyVelvet: we have one more day bitch

JoyVelvet: also, we opening Christmas presents tonight 🤠

Jhonny: GO BACK TO SLEEP

JoyVelvet: I made COOKIES

Doyoung: HOW DID I NOT HEAR THAT?

BoomingSystem: I'm on my fucking way

Moomin🍦: yeah he fucking limping across the hall.

BoomingSystem: help me fucker.

Moomin🍦: I was, but now I feel like walking at very slooowwwee pace in front of you

BoomingSystem: I'll hit you with my crutch

Moomin🍦: you mean your old man walkin stick

BoomingSystem: I'm going to BEAT you

Moomin🍦: YEEEE HAWWWW🤠🤠

JoyVelvet: I heard a thump?

Jenope: DINGHYUCK PUSHED RENJUN OERJSKIESMSK

JaeminDream: DONT LAUGH. HELP

JoyVelvet: FUCK I WALKED OUT AND SWW DONGHYUCK BODY SLAM RENJUNKXKDMSKSK

Moomin🍦: if someone doesn't help me in 3 seconds. Donghyuck is getting CHOKED

BoomingSystem: good luck what that. Choking is my kink

Canadian🇨🇦: it really is

Doyoung: listen, my morning was ruined when Nari decided to bake cookies. Don't ruin it anymore.

Jenope: Absolutely no promises.

IreneHatesMen: how could you get mad at food?

Yeriberri: if you don't like it, we could gladly invite Nari back into our lesbian Gang

JoyVelvet: "lesbian gang"

SeulgiBear: idk about you, but I want some of Naris cookies

Doyoung: I locked the door. Good luck getting in.

JoyVelvet: yeah, about that.

WendySon: we have a spare key loser.

Doyoung: YOU GAVE THEM A KEY TO OUR D O R M

Tyong: WHY DONT WE HAVE ONE??

Doyoung: bc i gave it to Jeno.

JoyVelvet: And why does he have it?

Doyoung: uh, he's my son.

JoyVelvet: valid point. And Red Velvet are my mothers.

Doyoung: god I hate you

JoyVelvet: I love you too 💗💖💖💝💓💞💞💞💞💝💗💗💖💝💓💗💖💖💗💕💕💞

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