Yeriberri: I HAVE A FRIEND COMING OVER LATER?
JoyVelvet: Who?
Yeriberri: a legend
JoyVelvet: if it's not JYP I don't want to know
Irenehatesmen: What?
JoyVelvet: he owes me money
JaeminDream: why does JYP owe you money?
JoyVelvet: I pretended to be his daughter for a banquet.
Doyoung: literally why?
JoyVelvet: I don't know, he could have used anyone but he said I look more like him than Kaylie so.
KaylieTwice: I take that as a compliment
JoyVelvet: JYP was a handsome man in his day. If I was 43 I'd have a fat crush on him
JoyVelvet: MY SAD BOY PLAYLIST IS ON AND MY EYES ARE TOO BLURRY TO FIND THE SKIP BUTTON.
JoyVelvet: ghost of you is the saddest fucking bop please Stan 5sos my boys.
JoyVelvet: also Stan Mickey Mouse. Showed y'all up on his birthday.
Tyong: the mouse had moves mate.
KaylieTwice: I know, who was in the costume?
Jhonny: no idea. Just know he stole center stage and I respect that
Junguwu: for a 90 year old mouse, he busted some moves.
BoomingSystem: I hated our clothes.
JoyVelvet: TAEYONGS SKIRT KEPT DISTRACTING ME
tyong: IT WASNT A SKIRT
JoyVelvet: Yeah, and I'm not getting married in 50 days.
JoyVelvet: WAIT
Doyoung: 50 DAYS?????
KaylieTwice: WHY AM I SO ALONE?
Jaehug; HEY
KaylieTwice: OH YOU DINT COUNT. I WANT A HUSBAND
Jaehug: THEN MARRY ME
KaylieTwice: WOAH
JoyVelvet: HOLD ON
Jhonny; did you just propose through text message?
Jaehug: I guess so?
KaylieTwice: IM HAVING ANXIETY
JoyVelvet: breathe
KaylieTwice: what the fuck do you think I'm doing? Holding my breath?
JoyVelvet: yes
KaylieTwice: die please
JoyVelvet: no I want to have a double wedding with you.
KaylieTwice: uwu
JoyVelvet: sister goals.
JoyVelvet: Ah, I can see it now, Doyoung and jaehyun walking down the aisle, arms linked, giving each other away.
Doyoung: no. Thank you.
KaylieTwice: oh, then dad in between us giving us both away.
Jhonny: stop
123456789Ten: hes crying
JoyVelvet: Dkdidkdksks why?
Jhonny: 1- my baby sisters getting married and just the thought of dad giving you guys away. And 2- my baby sisters getting married before me.
JoyVelvet: well, do you want to give one of us away?
Jhonny: no, I'll cry like a fat fucking baby
JoyVelvet: oh come on, you can give me away.
Jhonny: NOO
123456789Ten: Okay, hes bawling his eyes out.
Doyoung: Damn, he really that sad about Nari getting married?
Jhonny; that's not what I'm worried about.
JoyVelvet: then what?
Jhonny: NIECES AND NEPHEWS
JoyVelvet: oh. You don't need to worry about that.
Doyoung: why not, thought you said you wanted kids when we got married.
JoyVelvet: 1- I'm EIGHTEEN (18) 2- CANT HAVE KIDS WHEN THE POSSIBILITY OF HAVING KIDS IS 30%/100%
KaylieTwice: Wait What.
Jhonny: you can't have kids?
JoyVelvet: I can, I just have to try really really really hard to.
JoyVelvet: Doyoungs sperm has to be fucking Superman to get me pregnant.
Jhonny: That triggered me.
Tails: me too. Also a little sad.
JoyVelvet: iM FINEEEE
JoyVelvet: I HAVE MY BOY JISUNG
Jistupid: I feel bad now, I'll talk to my mom, I'll ask her if you can adopt me.
JoyVelvet: NO
JoyVelvet: I mean, I fucking love you. You're my boy. But I don't want to actually adopt you.
JoyVelvet; well.,,,,,,
JoyVelvet: NO
Doyoung: did you just argue with yourself?
JoyVelvet: yeS
Doyoung: don't worry about your chances of getting pregnant. Like you said, we can try really hard. Or Surrogate and adoption are always options too.
JoyVelvet: my uwus fell.
JoyVelvet: we'll think about kids when i hit the age of 21
Doyoung: so, 2021?
JoyVelvet: sí
JoyVelvet: WHOS KNOCKING OB MY DAMN DOOR BITCH
seulgibear: open your door cunt.
"Nari!"
"WHAT BITCH?"
"Yeri has a friend over who wants to meet you."
"Who?"
"Just go look"
"Fine gosh"
"Doyoungie, come on." I say grabbing his sleeve and dragging him down the hall.
Opening the door, I see a group of 5 girls.
"Hi, I'm Lee Jieun!" She smiles.
Oh fuck, it's IU.
"Oh shit, I'm Nari Seo. Nice to meet you." I say putting my hand out shaking her hand.
"You have a beautiful name."
You have a beautiful face.
"If you like that, you should hear my number."
"Stop flirting with girls right in front of my salad."
"Stop thinking I'm heterosexual."
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