Seo; Kim Doyoung

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JoyVelvet: I am: PANICKED. NEW ALBUM BY STRAY KIDS

KaylieTwice: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY MARRIAGE

Doyoung: Hey naRI

JoyVelvet: WHAT

Doyoung: are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.

JoyVelvet: lets get married quickly so I can divorce you.

JoyVelvet: I fucking hated that but loved it at the same time.

KaylieTwice: Nari, we have to be at the Wedding Venue in 2 hours. Please hurry and get ready.

JoyVelvet: you can't rush me.

KaylieTwice: Jessica Mae SEO

JoyVelvet: Okay fine, you CAN rush me.

KaylieTwice: your dress is already at the venue. So don't worry about that. Just bring your make up and whatever else you want.

JoyVelvet: Haetnim, Velvet And Dream are the flower children

Doyoung: Yeah, And Jaehyuns the one walking them down the aisle

Jaehug: Hey, as long as I'm in the wedding.

JoyVelvet: loser.

JoyVelvet: brides maids READY?

IreneHatesMen: yES

Yeriberri: NO

WendySon: I can't find my EARRINGS

SeulgiBear: where are we going??

JaeminDream: these; are the four stages of idiotic.

JoyVelvet: don't call my brides Maids idiots.

JaeminDream: I should've been one of your brides maids.

JoyVelvet: you're not a maid????

JaeminDream: Fuck gender roles

Jenope: you really passed the chance to say bride mates?

Jenope: bummer.

Kunfused: what's a real bummer is; Jisoo can't come.

JoyVelvet: that seems like a personal problem.

Kunfused: NARI

JoyVelvet: I was kidding.

KaylieTwice: if you don't log off and get your sad ass ready, I'm going to shove my right thumb into your eye.

JoyVelvet: damn bitch. Ight I'm walking down the stairs.

"If you don't hurry, I'm gonna levitate and push you DOWN the stairs!" Kaylie yells to me.

"KAYLIE IF YOU DONT FUCKING WAIT FOR ME TO CLIMB DOWN THESE STAIRS, I WONT BE THE ONLY ONE FALLING!"

"IM PREGNANT"

"CONGRATS, YOU WANT A COOKIE???"

"Yeah, that would be nice actually." She mumbles, I could still hear her from a mile away. I have ears like a bat. You can't hide shit from me. "Just hurry, please?"

"Why are you in such a big time rush?"

Oh oh ohH ohhhhhh

"I have a doctors appointment. I'm finding out how far along I am. If I'm far enough, they can tell me the gender." She gently smiles to me while putting her hand on her stomach.

"Stop acting like that, it scares me a little."

"It's called motherhood"

"It's called being irresponsible. Kaylie, you didnt even WANT kids. Now you're pregnant and all happy." She rolls her eyes at me and just continues to smile.
"You still have big bitch energy though."

"Get in the car before you have to walk to your wedding."

"Jokes on you, I could just get a taxi."

"Oh really?"

"Wait no, don't drive off yet."

"Loser."

"Doyoung, I swear to god if you don't hurry THE FUCK UP. You're WALKING to your wedding." Jaehyun yells from the drivers seat. "Wow grandpa! Walk slower while your at it! I really don't need to know if my child is healthy or not!"

"Jaehyun, I really do hope you choke on a bottle of acid. Anyways. Jokes on you, I could just get a taxi." Doyoung teases. Jaehyun shrugs and starts to drive off slowly. "Wait, No dont drive off yet."

"Idiot"

"There's nothing to worry about Nari. Everything seems to be in place. Your dress is beautiful. Your vows are a little bit too much of Twitter language, but everything's going great." My mom reassures me. She looked down to the notes I had written down for my Vows and laughs. "Why would you say "Let's Yeet This Wheat" at the end of your speech. Jessica Nari Mae Seo, you better have a real speech ready."

"The one your holding, was the one I made drunk with Johnny. The real one is with Jaemin. I'm not a total idiot. I wouldn't say 'Let's Yeet This Wheat' at my wedding! That's for the after party."

"NARI!"

"IM KIDDING"

"(Kinda)"

"Did you just say the word 'parentheses' out loud?"

"Uh maybe"

"I can't believe you think you have the responsibility and right mind set to marry a nice man like Doyoung"

"MA!"

"IM KIDDING!"

"(Kinda)"

"Vows?"

"Mr. Kim Doyoung, you may go first."

He nods as Jeno gave him a piece of folded paper.

"I'm not the very best at this, and I know you're not too. So let's hope I don't embarrass myself too much. It feels foreign to be up here. Getting married. I never really thought I'd be marrying someone like you. We have as many differences as a couple should have, but the thing we have most in common, is our love for each other, and Jeno. To be marrying you, it's unexpected. But it's the best unexpected gift I've ever received. Not only are you my best friend, you're the one I love, and I could never trade that for the world."

"Ms. Seo Nari? Your vows."

"Ah, it's my turn? I didn't realize because I was distracted by the enormous amount of love just thrown at my face. Well, I guess here goes nothing. Like you said, I'm not the best at these things. But I'll try. The day I met you, I thought you were the weirdest boy. Bright ass orange hair? Very bad decision. I've dated many men and women who have broke my heart, and I could never thank them enough for leading me to the one who completed it. Thank you for loving me for me, thank you for laughing at my stupid jokes, thank you for being you. No one could ever be you, and I'm thankful for that because, I wouldn't want anyone else but you."

"Rings?"

Jeno takes a few steps up and gives the ring to Doyoung, while Kaylie gave me the other.

"Do you Jessica Mae Seo, take Kim Doyoung to be your husband?"

"I wouldn't be here if I didn't."

"Nari~"

"Right sorry. I do"

"Do you Kim Doyoung, take Jessica Mae Seo to be your wife?"

"I do."

"I now pronounce you, Husband, and Wife. You may now kiss the bride."