JoyVelvet: I just realized it's my birthday
Tyong: oh shit
Jhonny: shit, for real?
Jistupid: i thought that shit was tomorrow?
Doyoung: Head asses, how did you forget?
JoyVelvet: you haven't said happy birthday to me tho?
Doyoung: I've,,,been, bUYING YOU A PRESENT
JoyVelvet: such a fucking lie but I'll take it. What's the present?
Doyoung: Well,,,me?
JoyVelvet: did you keep the receipt?
JoyVelvet: because I want a refund
Doyoung: IM NOT THAT BAD
irenehatesmen: can't believe I'm saying this,,,,,,
Irenehatesmen: Yeri, seulgi, Wendy and I are gonna be home around 3AM we have recordings to do still.
JoyVelvet: So?
Irenehatesmen: our dorm is free for your,,,,,pleasure
Jhonny: IRENE
Yeriberri: THEYVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS JOHNNY JUST LET THEM GET IT IN
WendySon: Just please god, on your OWN bed
Seulgibear: there's condoms in my drawer if you need them
JoyVelvet: why the FUCK do you have condoms?
KaylieTwice: protection, why else?
Jenope; penis balloons
ChineseStar: Jeno, why?
JaeminDream: dont you have like a whole new package Donghyuck?
BoomingSystem: SHUTTHEFUCKUP
Tyong: wHY?
BoomingSystem:,,,,,,,uh,,, penis balloons
Canadian🇨🇦: literally what
JoyVelvet: THEYRE NOT FOR THAT USE
Jistupid: were gay anyways. Why do we need condoms
JoyVelvet: p r o t e c t i o n
Doyoung: So,,, I'll be right there
JoyVelvet: k
JoyVelvet: wAIT WHAT
JoyVelvet: NO IM NOT READY
JoyVelvet: hes at the door
JoyVelvet: pray for me
Jhonny: don't get pregnant
JoyVelvet: not gonna happen anyways John
JoyVelvet:

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Tyong: it's been an hour what the fuck
JoyVelvet: that shit hurted
KaylieTwice: NDKDNSJSJJS WHAT
JoyVelvet: well you see.
JoyVelvet: I don't feel comfortable send this with other people In the groupchat. Hold on
Private message with KaylieTwice
JoyVelvet: THAT SHIT HURTED
KaylieTwice: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
JoyVelvet: I don't mean to drag people. But Doyoung and jaemin are so different what the fuck
KaylieTwice: Huh?
KaylieTwice: OH EW
KaylieTwice: So. Who's better
JoyVelvet: myself
KaylieTwice: SKSOSKSKSKKS FUCK
JoyVelvet: it's only because they're so different I can't compare it.
KaylieTwice: like in what way?
JoyVelvet: it's like Hard Stan v. Soft Stan
KaylieTwice: ew let's go back to the groupchat
Jistupid: I don't wanna hear about it Doyoung
BoomingSystem: I really don't wanna hear it but I do at the same time
Jhonny: pls don't
JoyVelvet: What the fuck y'all talking about
Doyoung: physics
JoyVelvet: all men do is lie.
JoyVelvet: I listened to We go up mini album
JoyVelvet: who wrote drippin
JoyVelvet: I need to know
Canadian🇨🇦: me?
JoyVelvet:
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JoyVelvet: explain why my babies Jisung and Chenle are singing this?
Jistupid: it's called doing our job
JoyVelvet: m*rk What the fuck mate
Canadian🇨🇦: I wanted to go out with a banger
JoyVelvet: does Jisung even know what it's about?
Canadian🇨🇦: he's not 5 Nari
JoyVelvet: I know that slick.
JoyVelvet: eh we wrote a song about lesbian sex anyways.
JoyVelvet: iTS FINE
Doyoung: come again?
JoyVelvet: again?
JoyVelvet: idk dog I'm pretty tired
BoomingSystem: NDJDJNSJZNSISNSIS
Jhonny: JESSICA NARI MAE SEO
JoyVelvet: HE FUCKING FULL NAMED ME
KaylieTwice: YOU FUCKED UP CHEIF
JoyVelvet: gotta one direction
JoyVelvet logged off!
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FanfictionBoomingsystem; uH WHATS GOING ON HERE? Boomingsystem: IF ANYTHING IM THICC Joyvelvet: gotta agree on that one. Doyoung: ?!! Joyvelvet: you have nice tiddies Doyoung. Doyoung: thx so do you. IrenehatesMen; HEY BACK OFF CHILD PREDATOR Jhonny: THA...
