Seo; Kim Doyoung

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JoyVelvet: I love Kim Doyoung, the way he laughs at anything and shows his little teeth. The way he gets mad and pouts very cutely. The way he runs his hands through his hair when he's stressed. In this essay I will-

KaylieTwice: Damn dog you're going through it.

JaeminDream: it's not jaemin hours???

JoyVelvet: oh wow. I guess not.

JoyVelvet: it's DOYOUNG HOURS 😤😔🤙🏻👊🏻🤪👊🏻😔🤙🏻😔👊🏻

Doyoung: I love you, but I hated that.

JoyVelvet: yo quick question

JoyVelvet: What would happen if you mix alcohol and night quill ?

KaylieTwice: why?

JoyVelvet: May have done it.

KaylieTwice: you'll just get silly drunk.

JoyVelvet: great. Love that.

Doyoung: did you drink?

JoyVelvet: sí

Jhonny: why???

JoyVelvet: because I cannnnnnn

JoyVelvet: no, I'm just with Yeri and she wanted to drink wine.

JoyVelvet: also I'm sick so I took night quill

Yeriberri: she's fineeeeee

Yeriberri: I on the other hand. Am on my 5th glass of wine.

JoyVelvet: I'm still on my 1st

Doyoung: at least youre not drinking like you used to.

JoyVelvet: that's because I know you'd fucking yell at me.

KaylieTwice: I don't know. I miss rebel joy.

JoyVelvet: well I mean. That was when I was dating Jaemin.

JaeminDream: are you saying I'm a bad influence?

JoyVelvet: I mean. No

JoyVelvet: if anything I was the bad influence.

JoyVelvet: ANYWAYS🤪

JoyVelvet: I've been thinking a lot lately.

Tyong: oh no

JoyVelvet: shut up country boy

Tyong: Stop making fun of my mullet

JoyVelvet: Stop making fun of my incapability to come up with good ideas and thoughts.

Tyong: touché

JoyVelvet: I really want to buy a big fat house and have red velvet & NCT live in it

KaylieTwice: Twice?

JoyVelvet: I love y'all so much. But 26 crackheads is enough.

Doyoung: that's a really bad but fun idea.

Jhonny: you guys are getting married soon. Don't you want privacy?

Jhonny: actually never mind.

JoyVelvet: KEXJSJJS

JoyVelvet; JOH NN Y

Jhonny: I SAID NEVER MIND

JaeminDream: oh my god please let's buy a house.

Irenehatesmen: i don't know if I can live with 21 men

Yeriberri; I can barely handle Mark.

Canadian🇨🇦: WHY DOES RED VELVET HATE ME??

KaylieTwice: oh it's not only red velvet.

Seulgibear: I mean. Y'all can do that but. I'm out.

WendySon: we live in our dorm 3 rooms down from NCT 127. I still hear Johnny fucking br eath ing

Jhonny: wanna go moose lover??

WendySon; oh? You wanna fucking box me "happy and you know it clap your hands yo" motherfucker?

Jhonny: maybe I do lookie lookie rookie rookie bitch

WendySon: let's fight then no line bitch.

JoyVelvet: F U C K

Winwine🍷: I F E L T THAT

Jistupid: THAT WAS FATAL

Jhonny: 😔👊🏻

Jhonny: I don't want to move in with her anymore.

JoyVelvet: W E N D Y

JoyVelvet: SAY SORRY

WendySon: IM OLDER THEN BOTH OF YOU.

JoyVelvet: APOLOGIZE

WendySon: FUCK

WendySon; I'm sorry Johnny

Doyoung: is this how it's gonna be when we have kids?

JoyVelvet: better fucking not be. I can't stand these bitches.

Tyong: THEY WHY MOVE IN WITH US?

JoyVelvet: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS

Doyoung: will I be the fun parent?

Jistupid: no

JoyVelvet: I will trick ass.

JoyVelvet: I'm gonna be the best mother ever.

Doyoung; are you sure??

JoyVelvet: are you doubting me?

Doyoung: oooooooo. Nooooooo????

JoyVelvet: fucking bet.

JoyVelvet: Jisung be our son for the week.

Jistupid: aren't I your son anyways

JoyVelvet: yes. But like. Actually move into our dorm for the week.

ChineseStar: only if I can too.

JoyVelvet: why?

Jistupid: he cant sleep without cuddling me.

JoyVelvet: uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuu

JoyVelvet: yes. Be our sons for the week.

Doyoung: I haven't agreed

JoyVelvet: your opinion is irrelevant

Jistupid: me and Chenle are packing a bag. We'll be over in an hour.

JoyVelvet: okay sweetie. Be safe.

Doyoung: THIS IS SO WEIRD STOP

JoyVelvet: NO BITCH.

Jhonny: Damn. Be like that