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Taemin: how was schoooooolll?

Jistupid: fuck off

JoyVelvet: I want to drop out already

JaeminDream: Who the fuck gives a 17 year old Trigonometry

JoyVelvet: Who the fuck put me in Business Marketing

ChineseStar: I want to find the person who put me in all AP classes. They're getting a complaint.

MooMin🍦: I cried in the bathroom during lunch

Jenope: I cried with him.

JoyVelvet: the bright side is,,,, we all have 4 classes together. One of them has like 1/2 of strayKids and I'm the only girl. I'm the only fucking girl who signed up.

Tyong:What classes is it?

JoyVelvet: VISUAL ARTS

JoyVelvet: WHY AM I THE ONLY GIRL?

JoyVelvet: I THOUGHT SO MANY GIRLS WOULD SIGN UP FOR THAT SHIT.

JoyVelvet: LOOKS LIKE WE GONNA SEE JISUNG IN A DRESS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Jenope: the other classes are astronomy, AP Earth Science And AP English

Tails: jisung and Chenle,,,,,, are both in AP classes? How? No offense. But how?

Tails:WAIT HOW IS DONGHYUCK IN AN AP CLASS

JoyVelvet: we have to have multiple AP classes to graduate.

BoomingSystem: I'm mentally exhausted. It's only been the first day. I cried 3 times, choked on my waffle, fell asleep in history, got attacked by freshmen and witnessed Felix and Nari physically fight.

JoyVelvet: o you saw that?

Jhonny: you fought someone? It's only been 7 hours Nari what the fuck.

KaylieTwice: is that why felix came home with a bruised arm?

JoyVelvet: that wasn't me. Freshmen attacked us.

MarkLeader: hold on? Seniors and freshman are in 2 separate buildings like 10 minutes apart.

JoyVelvet: Yesh but the freshman vending machine has cacao milk and ours doesn't.

MooMin: freshman building has the best bathrooms

BoomingSystem: I'm still taking Algebra 1

Jenope: Felix and I got lost. So we took a detour to the freshman building.

JaeminDream: I was with Nari because she kept whining saying she didn't wanna go by herself.

Jistupid: I have some classes in freshman building

ChineseStar: I was walking Jisung to class because he was late and was scared to walk in by himself

Jistupid: dont expose me like that.

JoyVelvet: then fucking hyunjin was with Felix and Jeno. He screamed "ITS NCT DREAM, FELIX AND NARI!" AND FUCKING BOOKED IT

MarkLeader: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

JoyVelvet: ohhohoho you need to hear this story.

JoyVelvet added hyunjinnie and DabLix to SMTOWN MESS™️

Dablix: y'all want the tea?

Seulgibear: I'm front of the whole company? Sure.

Hyunjinnie: shit.

Dablix: shut up you're still in trouble.

Dablix: hyunjin Jeno And I were playing a game while walking to our class we got lost and decided to go to freshman building, Jeno suggested truth or dare we're idiots and said "oh yeah sure" the penalty for a question we didn't answer is to yell out at lunch "look NCT Dream, straykids and Joy!" And book it. The first fucking question Jeno asks is truth or dare. Hyunjin said truth

Jenope: wait don't spill the tea

KaylieTwice: yes spill the tea. I want the tea

Dablix: he asks "if Joy was single would you date her" and I cackled because I remember hyunjin had a little crush on her a few years ago. He hesitated and like Jeno asked again but hyunjin didn't answer so he lost already. He saw everyone in the same room and the doors to the classes were open. He screamed what he was suppose to but at the wrong time. It was suppose to be during SENIOR lunch not interrupting freshmen classes and causing a whole riot.

JoyVelvet: why do I have to revolve around everything? I get I'm the only bi one in Red Velvet but why not twice? OR A BOY?

Dablix: you're the main character so

JoyVelvet: what

Dablix: what.

JoyVelvet: aNYWAYS, HE YELLED THAT AND A SWARM OF 15-16 YEAR OLDS STORM OUT OF THEIR CLASSES AND I SIGNED BOOBS AND SOMEONES NECK. A 15 YEAR OLD ASKED ME TO BE HIS FIRST KISS

Doyoung: ?!

JoyVelvet: what was I suppose to do? Say no?

JoyVelvet: he was a cute little guy, reminded me of Jisung when I first met him.

KaylieTwice: AWWWWW

JoyVelvet: IKR HE WAS SO CUTE UWU

Taemin: I literally just asked how school was. And this is what I get.

JoyVelvet: OH I CAUGHT UP ON NCT LIFE H&Y

Jhonny: what do you think of it?

JoyVelvet: mark just keeps speaking random English at any time he feels like. Johnny looked into the camera like it's the office. Kun looks like a snack. Lucas is a loud fucker, and competitive but cute. Winwin keeps touching Mark and yuta is hot as fuck Jesus Christ

Yutatas: o-oh

MarkLeader: iTS HOW I COMMUNICATE WITH JOHNNY AND LUCAS' HEADASS

Lucass🍑: I grew up in a family of competition, if you don't win, you get NOTHING

Jhonny: is it so bad to want to be John Krasinski?

Winwine🍷: he's the only person I can handle.

Kunfused: I was a snack huh?

KaylieTwice: I haven't watched it yet but all I've seen has been Lucas eating and it's a whole 13 minute compilation.

JoyVelvet: "I'm not gonna eat much" *eats 3 burgers*

Lucass🍑: I'm a big boye. I need lots good food.

JoyVelvet: I would say retweet but SM is in the chat and all he knows is I'm dieting.

CEOSM: I saw you at mc Donald's with 3 of the dreamies a couple nights ago, you can't lie to me I have eyes everywhere.

JoyVelvet: you need therapy.

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