Seo; Kim Doyoung

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JoyVelvet: hi, I'd like 9 months paid leave please

CEOSM: why?????

JoyVelvet: personal reasons

CEOSM: there's no such thing as "personal" In this industry

JoyVelvet: ew fine, I'm going back to America for a few months

Doyoung: Huh? Why?

Jhonny: PERSONAL REASONS

KaylieTwice: it's not that personal, just tell him lmao

Jhonny: our mommys sister is pregnant

JoyVelvet: and my aunt says she wants my mom there with her and my mom can't function without me around her because she gets her energy from sucking mine because she's the actual devil

KaylieTwice: I seriously don't get it, what's the MATTER WITH KOREA

JoyVelvet: auntie is just to lazy to come to Korea

Taemin: oh thank god when you asked specifically for 9 months off I thought "Doyoung finally did it, he knocked her up"

Doyoung: ngl so did i

JoyVelvet: let's see, 11 more days left 🤠

Key: 11 more days?

Jhonny: isn't that your birthday?

KaylieTwice: Yeah She turns 18

KaylieTwice: JESSICA SEOEKIDNDJDNJSNDJSDJ

JoyVelvet: yes, big sister?

Jhonny: Huh? WJSISJSIS OH

Doyoung: literally right in front of our elders?

JoyVelvet: well, of course

JoyVelvet: LETS MOVE OVER TO VELVETTECHNOLOGY BEFORE SOOMAN COMES FOR ME

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JoyVelvet: 🤠

Jistupid: What are you doing still up?

JoyVelvet: BTS had their comeback and I wanted to listen to it okay?

BoomingSystem: is it true they collaborated with queen Nicki?

JoyVelvet: idk stream IDOL by BTS (ft Nicki Minaj)

JoyVelvet: okay but I'm fine's intro sounds like a demented version of Save Me's intro and i cried to it.

JoyVelvet: I cried in the first 9 fucking seconds

JoyVelvet: then the rap line solos

JoyVelvet: then adoras vocals in the background of Yoongis song

JoyVelvet: Answer: Love Yourself was top tier and I cried

JoyVelvet; after 100 years I finally got an answer and it was to LOVE MYSELF?

JoyVelvet: fuckin what ye fuck mate

JoyVelvet: nicki unnie popped off 😩😩

Doyoung: delete your fucking self

JoyVelvet: really wish I could, but I gotta wait 12 days

KaylieTwice: y'all know that you can delete your own messages now so others can't see them?

JoyVelvet: rEALKY?

JoyVelvet: KSNSIKSS IM GONNA DO SOMETHING SCANDALOUS

JoyVelvet: Only reason I'm waiting 12 days is because I know that dick bomb so I'm gonna wait till I get it

JoyVelvet deleted her message!

KaylieTwice: NDNSINDJDNS I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF IT AND ONLY SAW THE WORD DICK

JoyVelvet: I cant wait to go to BTS' concert, if rapline performs DDAENG and RM stutters in gonna have to suck his
d-d-dick

KaylieTwice: j e s s i c a

JoyVelvet: k a y l i e

Jhonny: j o h n n y

Jistupid: why do y'all have such white names

JoyVelvet: because We're White Jisung

JoyVelvet: that's like me asking "Jisung why do you have such a Korean name?" YOURE FUCKING KOREAN

ChineseStar: why are you so anger

JoyVelvet: I'm tired and I have class in 2 hours leave me alone let me lIVE MY FULLEST LIFE AND TO MY FULLEST POTENTIAL

JaeminDream: What the fuck I'm gonna p

JoyVelvet: ractice my cooking, I need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. That's 1000 eggs a minute. That's 16.666666 eggs per second. I need to be fast. So fast you can't even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. I hope the world is ready

MooMin🍦: wHAT THE UFCK

Jenope: alright who gave this bitch sleeping pills?

Irenehatesmen: 👉🏻👈🏻 well the thing is,,,,,,, SHE WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE I CRUSHED UP A SLEEPING PILL IN HER APPLE SAUCE I DIDNT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

JoyVelvet: is that why my apple sauce tasted like ass?

Doyoung: apple sauce already tastes like ass

JoyVelvet: HHHHH TAKE THAT BACK

Doyoung: make me

🅱️ro🤙🏻: why is Nari at our door?

Doyoung: shes realljsnsinsm

Doyoung has logged off!

JoyVelvet: she dead

JoyVelvet: anyways. Goodnisgsuhs

JoyVelvet has logged off!

Kunfused: they're both dead now

Kunfused; waking me up at ass o clock fucking thought trick ass bitches.

BoomingSystem: But they're cuddling :(

Junguwu: uwu :(

Kunfused: don't be uwued by them. Fucking waking me up and shit by the noises

Jhonny: What noises?

Kunfused: she walked into his room and jumped on him then he started tickling her and they started making out and I got TIRED