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JoyVelvet: today's our rehearsal dinner.

JoyVelvet: I don't want to see Ten dancing around shirtless like he did for Marks graduation.

JoyVelvet: I don't want to see Making out in corners of the room

JoyVelvet: I need the men to act like men

JoyVelvet: I need women to act like women

JoyVelvet: I need jaemin to come dressed up in pants that will not rip

JoyVelvet: And I need Kaylie to stop being a pregnant bitch

JoyVelvet: that is all

Jenope: why doesn't Donghyuck get a warning?

JoyVelvet: because he's not coming

Tyong: What? Why not?

BoomingSystem: because she held me at knife point until I laid in bed and put and ice pack on my leg. Then she left me with $200 to order food.

JoyVelvet: I HAD TO.

BoomingSystem: NO YOU DIDNT. I WOULDVE BEEN PERFECTLY FINE

JoyVelvet: LAY THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I STAPLE YOU TO YOUR BED DONGHYUCK

BoomingSystem: damn bitch fine.

KaylieTwice: is your dress red??

KaylieTwice: because if it is, perfect it will hide your blood stains I'm about to give you if you call me a pregnant bitch again

JoyVelvet: now that you've said that. I really hate that it is red.

KaylieTwice: just, send pics

JoyVelvet:

JoyVelvet:

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JaeminDream: THATS CUTE

JoyVelvet: I know sis

Doyoung: you're gonna showcase your boobies?

JoyVelvet: don't I always??

Jenope: yes

JoyVelvet: I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO ENTER THE TENT WHEN I WAS CHANGING

Jenope: doesn't change the fact I saw titties

KaylieTwice: I think most have you seen each others titties by accident before

Jistupid: this one time, I accidentally walked in on Nari showering.

Doyoung: HOW DOES THAG HAPPEN?

Jistupid: I THOUGHT IT WAS CHENLE, SO IM LIKE "hey, lele, can you give me my toothbrush." BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE SHOWER, I OPENED THE CURTAIN AND I BLINKED LIKE 68282892 TIMES BEFORE I YEETED OUT OF THERE

JoyVelvet: unlike renjun who did the same thing, but he just looked at me grabbed his toothbrush, brushed his teeth and said "thanks Nari, have fun showering" and just LEFT

Moomin🍦: you have a nice body

JoyVelvet: thanks?

JaeminDream: I think we've ALL walked in on Nari showering.

JoyVelvet: WHAT

JaeminDream: I mean/

JaeminDream: I can't lie, besides I've seen you naked before.

Jenope: you should've just lied?

BoomingSystem: Lets discuss, Nari have you been using Chenles Shampoo?

JoyVelvet: NO!?!!??!!?

JoyVelvet: I SHOWER IN MY O W N DORM WITH MY O W N SHAMPOO

JoyVelvet: besides this one time where I slept over at BTS apartment, but that's another story.

JoyVelvet: jimin has great shampoo

JoyVelvet: too bad he's not gonna have enough hair for it soon.

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