Seo; Kim Doyoung

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JoyVelvet: kaylie.

JoyVelvet: you left something at my dorm.

KaylieTwice: really?

JoyVelvet: yes. Found it in my trash can.

JoyVelvet: well actually DOYOUNG found it in the trash can.

KaylieTwice: why the fuck are you digging through trash dongbitch

Doyoung: wow, I can spill so much fucking tea on you right now. Don't give me that attitude little girl.

KaylieTwice: LITTLE GIRL????

KaylieTwice: IM OLDER THAN NARI

JoyVelvet: tell me WHY you decided to leave it HERE. Out of all places. You know how fucking PARANOID Doyoung was?

Jaehug: What did you leave?

KaylieTwice: uh

KaylieTwice: a bottle of poison?

JoyVelvet: might as well be. I fucking touched it and everything.

Doyoung: I FUCKING TOUCHED IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS NARIS

JoyVelvet: I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU DIP FUCK

Doyoung: REMEMBER LAST TIME WE HAD THIS DISCUSSION????

JoyVelvet: YEAH YOUR BITCH ASS WAS AT JIMMY KIMMEL

Jaehug: discussion. Jimmy kimmel. Nari. Doyoung. Paranoid.

Jaehug: PREGNANT

KaylieTwice: surprise?

Jhonny: alright. Who the FUCK do I need to kill.

Jhonny: I'll make it look like suicide.

Jaehug: wE USED PROTECTION

KaylieTwice: protection isn't always effective. They only work like 97% of the time.

Jaehug: I'm in panic

JaeminDream: this man child is having a kid?

Jenope: oh how fun.

Jaehug: DIE JENO

Jenope: I would say you too. But you have a kid to raise now sucker.

IreneHatesMen: Okay, in this dorm. We're all lesbians. So tell me why there's a pregnancy test in the fucking trash.

JoyVelvet: damn it really be like that sometimes.

JoyVelvet: gotta yeet.

JoyVelvet logged out!

Doyoung: WHAT

Doyoung: N A R I

Doyoung: oh no

Doyoung logged out!

KaylieTwice: SURPRISE

Jaehug: oh my god.

JaeminDream: wow TWO of them are having kids. Who's next?

Kunfused: probably me, considering I'm the only other one that has a girlfriend.

Jenope: Hey man that's not fair. We have a renjun.

Moomin🍦: I want to break up

Jenope: I WAS KIDDING

Moomin🍦: DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A VAGINA TO YOU??

JaeminDream: I mean.

Jenope: don't get him more mad dip bitch

Moomin🍦: I have a penis. I am not your girlfriend I am your BOYfriend. If you call me your girlfriend one more fucking time I'm going to choke you

Jenope: how ;)

JaeminDream: didn't know you were into choking babe ;)

Moomin🍦: it's official. I hate my boyfriends.

Moomin🍦: how would it feel if I called you my girlfriend?

JaeminDream: I mean. You make my 🅱️ussi pop so.

Jenope: no comment

Moomin🍦: alright. I'll treat you like I would treat a girlfriend.

Yeriberri; I have a bad feeling.

Jistupid: yeri can me and Chenle stay at your dorm tonight? I don't feel like hearing things.

ChineseStar: plus jaehyun and Doyoung are having mental breakdowns.

SeulgiBear: of course you guys can come over.

WendySon: we don't mind.

Moomin🍦: great. Meet me in my room. Girlfriends.

JaeminDream: I don't have the best feeling.

Jenope: me neither. But it's too late.

BoomingSystem: I'll pray for your asses

Canadian🇨🇦: so y'all not gonna help Doyoung and Jaehyun? Ight.

Tyong: speak for yourself. I finally got Jaehyun to fall asleep

KaylieTwice: he okay?

Tails; oh after crying for like 30 minutes. He's great.

KaylieTwice: oh boo hoo. He's not gonna pop a child out of his penis in 9 months anyways.

KaylieTwice: coward.

Jhonny: so. Both my sisters are pregnant. Doyoung passed out. Jaehyun fell asleep from all the crying. Jaemin and jeno are probably getting their asses ANNIHILATED. Great day so far. Yeah. Great day.

Yutatas: y'all are such a mess.

Winwine🍷: this is why me and Yuta stay away from this chat.

Junguwu: I only watch it because I think it's funny how all of you are messed up in your own little special ways.

🅱️ro🤙🏻: I rarely talk in here. But when I do. I regret it.

Yutatas: retweet

IreneHatesMen: i like watching it go down.

Yeriberri: Yeah, I refuse to leave because I'll miss some hot tea.

SeulgiBear: I sit and watch everything unfold.

WendySon; ion even check this chat most of the time. I'm usually just on Instagram.