The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

Questioned

     "What?!" Obito choked out.

     "Shit," she mumbled to herself,"I sound insane. Probably my successor's level of insane too."

     The Uchiha took great offense to that, a look of mortification on his face.

     Interrupting them all was an Itachi Uchiha, bursting through the doors to look at his Imouto. "What... What the hell do you mean when you said that you helped create this!?"

     Tsubaki brushed back her hair,"I mean what I said... I don't get all of these questions though... You all are noisy bitches."

     Pein couldn't believe it though. That the man that had guided him toward his path was now trying to have him stray from it. It just didn't seem right. "There is no way that you're Madara Uchiha."

     "Fine, say that shit. When I get the Rinnegan, Imma get all your asses and make sure that my younger brother also gets rinnegan. You all are gonna rue the day you were blinded by disbelief. Except for Ita-nii, he's off the hook... Oh yeah, kill my Nii-san, I'll use the Anbu Root against you. Danzo is no longer your puppet, Obito... He's mine."

     Her brother was curious by this. "You threatened him?"

     "Yup, used all the dirt I had on him against him and knocked out all his Anbu guards. All I have to do is blackmail him enough to do my bidding. It's quite easy..."

     Suddenly, she felt the presense of Zetsu behind her and shunshinned out of the way. "Now then... I made my threat clear... But if you ever want to rethink something, Akatsuki, I'll prepare some tea in the Uchiha Compound and talk over some things with the real leader."

     The onyx eyed girl then remembered Naruto, a grimace evident on her face. "And if you even dare to go after Naruto Uzumaki... I'll torture you all so much that you'll wish I killed you in the first place. Mark my words."

     Obito seethed and ordered,"After her!"

     Pein activated his 'Great Push,' but she was able to withstand it, not even showing any reaction from the force. To show its little to none effect, she yawned.

     She swung her gumbai, released a great amount of wind, and smirked,"When I taught you, Obito... I didn't teach you everything. Keep that in mind... Sayonara~."

     And she dissipated in a bunch of Amaterasu flames, her egoistic smirk being the last thing that disappeared.

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     A jet-black haired girl casually walked up to the gates of Konoha, a plastic bag in hand. Upon entering the gate, she was greeted by two sleeping men at their post. "Oy, I'm back."

     The duo woke up, fumbling a bit before regaining their composure. "The Hokage has stated that when you came back, you would report straight to him."

     "What about the ramen though? I went all the way to that country and don't want it to go to waste. Oh well, I'll just get Naruto real quick."

     And she flared her chakra, and soon enough there was a ton of commotion and dust drifting off of the streets. "... Naruto... What the hell am I supposed to do with you?"

     A flash of orange tackled her and tears streamed down his face. "I thought you were dead! You took way too long going to get that ramen, dattebayo!"

     Keeping up the façade, he whispered under his breath,"Did you see him?"

     "Yes."

     The bag was swiftly taken from her hands and the boy began to escort her toward the tower,"I heard that Jii-chan wants to see you, dattebayo!"