The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

You Killed Me, It's Only Right I Return the Favor

     Tsubaki gritted her teeth as she chased after the so called 'Genma.' The boy seemed oblivious to what she had discovered and continued to run away. Gaara just stood by, unable to know how he should handle the situation.

     "YOU BASTARD!" she bellowed, pulling out one of her beloved swords from her scroll. The sword was once a possession of Izuna's but now it was hers.

     "I DID NOTHING TO YOUUUU!!" The Suna kid squeaked back in fear.

     "Lies! I can tell by your chakra, you damn Senju! I thought I would be the only person reborn, but noooo, HERE IS YOUR SORRY ASS!!!"

     For further proof, she pulled out her gumbai, making sure no other people were watching from the shadows. "Mokuton this, bitch."

     "M-madara?" he stuttered.

     "No, it's fucking Tobirama... Of course it's me, you ass... And I'm here for a rematch."

     He started to shake. "Yeah, you better shake, Hashirama, cause I'm going to beat your ass."

     The Mokuton user was holding his mouth, shoulders heaving. Finally, he couldn't keep it in any longer. "M-madara! HAHAHA! You're a GIRL!"

     He wiped a tear from his eye and clutched his stomach from how hard he was laughing.

     A tick mark appeared on Tsubaki's forehead as she kicked the male's baby making machine.

     Let's just say he dropped faster than one of his mood swings.

     "I-idiot!" Tsubaki huffed, arms crossed at her chest.

     "Gomen, Madara-chan," he replied weakly.

     She felt the two Konoha Nin's chakra's and perked up, "I would skip rocks with you, but there is no water... My name is Tsubaki Uchiha, Genma-san."

     He understood instantly and sheepishly smiled, "Well, it's nice to meet you too, Uchiha-san."

     "Call me Tsubaki, Genma-san."

     "Then call me Genma."

     They played the charades for a bit. The silver haired jounin approached them, "Maa, Tsubaki-chan, you need to do some work too."

     "Hai, hai, Hatake-san. I wanted to work on this building."

     His onyx eye gazed over the shabby building that literally had the word 'Orphanage' plastered onto it. "It's going to be a lot of work, Tsubaki-chan. Do you want help?"

     "Nah, I've got these two here and also shadow clones, I'm gucci."

     At the word 'Shadow Clones,' a flicker of surprise crossed his face for a millisecond. "Oh, I see. Well, Inoichi-san and I want to talk to you later."

     He handed a card to her. "Here's the hotel that we'll be staying at. We'll meet there later."

     "Got it," she replied coolly and shoved the paper in her pocket.

     Kakashi then shunshinned away.

     The Uchiha girl let out a sigh she didn't realize she was keeping in. "Kami, that guy annoys me sometimes."

      "He doesn't seem so bad..." Hashirama murmured aloud.

     She gave him a dumbfounded look, "He reads porn in public."

     "Oh..."

     "What about the cactus?" Gaara asked a bit worriedly.

     Genma went back to the potted plant he had been holding and fumbled around with it, dropping it into the sand. "Ah! Gomen, gomen!"

     He went back to nursing the plant, and with no time at all, the plant looked as if it wasn't dying ten seconds ago. "Here you go, Gaara."

     He walked up and gingerly held the pot in his hands, "What do you mean by 'Hashirama?'

    They froze. The Mokuton user became a blubbering mess, not knowing whether to lie or tell the truth to the young boy. His head drooped down with some depressed mumbling.

     Tsubaki sighed, "After one life, you still haven't outgrown your prowess in becoming the most idiotic person I've seen. Well done, Hashirama."

     The Suna kid fumed, "It's all your fault, Madara! I don't even know why I'm here and you're prancing around Konoha like you've never betrayed them!"

     Her eyebrow shot up, "You don't know why you were reborn? ... Interesting."

     Still, Hashibrown continued, unaware of her comment, "You still have your stupid clan and now you're acting like I'm the villain!"

     That struck a nerve, a very delicate one indeed. With a growl, she responded, pushing him to the sandy ground, "One, there are only four people left in my clan. Two, I had a family, one I longed for so much, and it was obliterated before my eyes. Three, I still haven't forgiven you or Tobirama for killing my Otouto. And Four, I never said a fucking thing about you being a villain. Stop being a shithead and man up, you overgrown baby!"

     With a frustrated sigh, she kicked at the sand, rage fueling all of her actions. 'Genma' gaped at the Uchiha like he was a fish out of water. "Y-you've changed... You're showing your emotions... Are you sure you're Madara?"

     A sharp glare had shut him up quickly. "Do you..." she sucked in her breath, "Do you want to return to Konohagakure? I-I mean, we founded it, after all."   

     He looked from her to Gaara, not knowing what to decide. "I would, Mada- Tsubaki-chan, but I can't just leave Gaara."

     The redhead promptly answered, "If you're leaving, I am too."

     A smile appeared on the Senju's face, "You wanna sneak out?"

     "No, idiot. You think that Suna is going to let their jinchuriki walk out? I mean, if he can somehow conceal all of his chakra, but that will do the opposite on my job as an envoy."

      Finally, Hashirama processed it, "Wait... ENVOY!?!?"

     "Yeah, I wanted to do it... For our dream."

     The smile widened, "I knew you didn't give up one it!"

     She only deadpanned, "Of course you're allowed to say that after you killed me."

     Only a nervous chuckle was let out. She pinched the bridge of her nose. "Kami... I'll just do my job and get on with it. I'm definitely NOT stealing him though. I don't feel like weakening this village more than it actually is."

     She began to walk toward the building. "W-wait, don't go in yet!"

     When the onyx eyed girl walked in, she was met with dirt, a stench of sweat and blood, and cramped bodies huddled together. "Looks like I've got my work cut out for me... Guess I'm actually going to need to use all my chakra."

     She carefully examined all the bodies and structure of the orphanage. The whole place needed to be remodeled. "Alright... EVERYONE OUT!"

     With grumbles, the children shuffled out, all of which were skinny and needed baths. It seemed as though 'Genma' was the only one that could keep a good hygiene. 

     "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

     About a hundred clones appeared with a poof. She looked back to see everyone sort of shrink away from Shukaku's holder. Poor guy. "You know what to do, clones."

     "Osu!"

     The clones went in and took an items of value, even sinks, clothes, toys, etc. Each of which were piled outside. The well that provided water for all the orphans there was dry. It was now time for the next step.

     "Katon! Gokakyu no jutsu!"

     There was a huge boom and there was nothing left of the building that stood there. "MADARA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

     With a smirk, she replied, "I'm making someone proud... Art is an explosion."