The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

Family

     She fumbled over the picture once more, snatching it from the boy's hands. "What the hell... Chiruka Uchiha? Is she some kind of coolass body double?"

     The two twins turned expectantly to Kakashi Hatake, who was probably the only person there who could've heard of her. "Maa... Chiruka Uchiha...? She's your aunt."

     Under closer inspection, it was then obvious that her sperm donor of a father had less wrinkles on his face.

     "What the flippity-fucking hell?!" she screeched, dropping the photo, "If I had an aunt, why didn't I hear of her?!"

     The jounin was a bit awkward with answering the question, but he guessed he was obligated now. "She... Her relationship with the Uchiha Clan was a bit... Rocky."

     At his tentative tone, Tsubaki deadpanned, "Your tone says that what you're saying is the understatement of the year."

     "She was a bit of a rebel, to say the least. Chiruka always caused trouble in the main house and didn't really act like your standard Uchiha... She's actually a lot like you, Tsubaki. She forced herself out of a arranged marriage and fell in love with someone outside of her clan. Chiruka Uchiha died on the front lines of the Third Shinobi War."

     The female scoffed at that, "I've looked at the K.I.A. Stone on multiple occasions... I have never came across her name there."

     "It was because... The Uchiha Clan thought of her as a failure. In hopes of burying a main bloodline flop, they essentially tried to get rid of her, down to everything except for memories. I'm surprised that there's even one picture left of her."

      This clicked in her head. "... So, the reason he hated me and tried to bend me to his will was..."

     "That's right. It was because of your aunt."

     She let out a low exhale, processing all the information, "Dang... Uchihas are really messed up."

     Naruto added in, "You're not that messed up, Tsubaki-chan, dattebayo."

     The girl shook her head in mirth and irony, "Honey, I'm worse than messed up."

    Chewing her bottom lip, the onyx eyed female stopped in front of the mansion. "We're here."

     A random dude stepped out of the shadows with a kimono on and an Anbu mask over his face, however, she knew that the boy was working under Zabuza. "I have found the best way to get in."

     Whistling, Tsubaki asked, "By any chance... Is the safe with all of his money made from really strong metal...?"

     The missing nin snorted, "Of course, that bastard wants to keep his money as safe as possible."

     There was a wild glint in her eyes, "What is worth more, his money or mansion?"

     "Money."

     The Swordsman had caught onto what she was trying to pull and just chuckled, "You can go right ahead."

     Kakashi's eyes widened, "Wait, what are you planning to do?"

     "Majestic Destroyer Flame!"

     "Not again!" Hashirama whined and facepalmed.

     Flames came from her mouth, full-on torching the whole place. In a matter of seconds, the whole home was burnt down to a crisp. They were much more powerful from Suna... And most definitely an S-Class jutsu. 

     The Hatake gaped, speechless at what had unfolded in front of him. He knew on the inside that the Hokage would've never taught her the jutsu because of how reckless she was. Even more so, he had never seen that jutsu before. "W-where did you learn that...?"