The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

An Asshole is my Father

Female Madara was panicking, more than Hashirama was when he realized Mito was coming to visit Konoha for the first time. And believe her, the Senju was about to faint at one point. Damn it, what should I do? I don't want to be a prodigy, then all eyes will be on ME. I want to keep my abilities a secret until my physical strength is what it used to be. That will probably take many years too.

Tsubaki cleared her throat and then pleaded,"Please don't tell anyone, Onii-sans! I don't want to live a life that someone makes for me. I really don't want to be a known, prodigious Uchiha. Please, keep it a secret, Onigai?"

And Madara never begged for anyone. And here she is, practically about to cry and go on her knees for revealing a Sharingan. Never in her lives had she felt such a self-depreciating emotion.

Shisui waved his hands back and forth,"N-no, it should be your choice if you wanted to tell people about it anyways, right Itachi?"

Her blood brother"Hn'ed" in agreement and said,"Being a prodigy puts a lot of stress on you, so I'm fine with not telling anyone."

The onyx eyed 4 year old sighed in relief and muttered,"Alright then, well I guess I shouldn't hide my true abilities since you guys are keeping your word. I feel like I can trust my Nii-sans. Shisui-nii, let's spar again."

They got back into our respective positions and began the fight with both of their Sharingans conspicuous on their eyes. It got into a fast pace fight where her abilities in Taijutsu were just below her opponent. In the end, he won because of his ultimate quickness, He didn't use Shunshin, but he was still quite fast without it.

Panting, she murmured,"You're pretty good, Shisui-nii."

The goodhearted Uchiha answered back,"You too. If you hadn't told me beforehand, I wouldn't have surprised if you had fought before. Was this all self taught?"

The jet-black haired 4 year old didn't even need to lie for this,"I created this fighting style myself."

Itachi was honestly dumbfounded at what had be availed. My younger sister could easily surpass me when she grows older and her senses become sharper. It seems I really knew nothing about her. I'm a bad brother.

Even startling herself, Tsubaki's stomach rumbled very loudly and a light red dust covered her cheeks,"I'm... Hungry." This stupid body! My stomach wouldn't do this on days on end without food... That cursed woman and her feeding habits! She's even worse than Hashirama!

They could only chuckle and responded,"We know a good place to fill up."

The trio of Uchihas stopped at Ichiraku Ramen and the smell of spices and noodles wafted through their noses. Even Tsubaki couldn't help but find the scent irresistible. "Nii-sans, I think I just found one of my weaknesses."

Her cousin laughed,"Well, it will be even worse when you actually try it."

They sat down and ordered their ramen and the food was served steaming hot. It was absolutely delicious and she slurped it all down, already asking for seconds. When I reveal myself, I am going to appoint him my personal chef and throw the sperm donor out. If I really had it my way, I would use Tsukiyomi on him and then kill him... Okaa-san wouldn't be too happy though.

There wasn't a doubt in that old shinobi's mind that he was right. However, something plagued her mind heavily. "What happened to the Senju Clan?"

Itachi's face heated up slightly because he had no idea how to state it to a child. "Their bloodline thinned out as years passed."

Oh, ho, ho. I see that the bastard is uncomfortable with the subject but I understand loud and clear. My revenge starts here! "Ita-nii-san, what do you mean by that? Thinning out?"

The Weasel opened his mouth to speak but no sound came out. He then abruptly shut it. Shisui was having the time of his life watching a flustered powerhouse. There was no way in hell her brother would answer that.

The 4 year old sighed,"They stopped interbreeding so as generations passed, there wasn't enough blood in the descendants to be totally called a clan. All of which were caused by the First Hokage." Stupid Hashirama. Causing his own clan to disappear from the village. At least the Uchiha Clan is still thriving. I did something right.

"H-how did you know?"

"It's called common sense, baka-nii-san." She sent him the famous Uchiha smirk and added,"Oh, I was playing you by the way. Flustering you was revenge for Kaa-san."

For the first time in forever, Tsubaki felt utterly happy and felt like she belonged. The black haired child wished that it would never end. Just the three of them hanging out and training wouldn't be so bad.

However, that moment wouldn't last. An angry Fugaku appeared and yanked the girl by the hair. Madara had always had a high pain tolerance, but it still stung in the girlish body. "You don't have time to waste around with a failure, Itachi."

With quick thinking, she grabbed a kunai from Shisui's pouch and sliced the hair that was gripped mercilessly by her supposed father. Tendrils of flawless black hair fell to the ground, only to be carried away by a updrift in wind. "Okaa-san ordered Itachi to be with me. If you have problems with that, speak with her. Otherwise, your presence is no longer needed. You do not scare me. Death doesn't scare me. The only thing I am afraid of is my brothers dying."

Itachi could notice the sudden change of tone and posture. The way she carried herself and her aura at that point was one of a leader with pure authority. His imouto's eyes finally revealed something. It was ones that knew a battlefield, the horrors that amounted there, and what it was like to lose someone you care about. It was nothing like what a 4 year old girl would look like,

Other people, mostly civilians, were attracted by this exchange and had stopped nearby to listen in. It was not everyday the Leader of Uchiha decided to show his face in Kohana. Fugaku's expression contorted into one of irritation and haste.

"We're leaving," he snapped. His eyes then fell upon his only daughter and dislike couldn't help but curl into his eyes. "And you. We'll talk later."

She couldn't help but snort slightly,"If you're the leader, control your emotions. They say that the eyes are the window to the soul."

He glared back at her. Stupid, sexist asshole. I can't honestly believe that you're my father. Even I didn't treat the Uchiha girls and women this harshly. They bore the next generation of the clan after all. See, damn senjus, we did something better than you guys after all. Our numbers outlasted you all.

Ita-nii kept quiet about what he had saw. If he could put in any input that would be recognized, he would. Tsubaki should be the heir to the clan, not me.