The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto Fanfic]

A Mind Invasion

-Flashback-

     Tsubaki laid on her stomach on her futon, comfortably thumbing through the pages of the new book she had purchased. It wasn't any old book, but the masterful, highly regarded by all, newest edition of the Bingo Book.

     A cackle rose in her mouth as she stared at her brother's own page in the text. "Heh, fuckers, here is my brother. Fuck with me and you fuck with him."

     There was a reason, she had to decided to ogle at the rogue nins... She couldn't just let her brother become some sort of manwhore in order to repopulate the clan! She had to take some of the burden since a lot of the shit was her fault. 

     While flipping through the pages, she landed on Deidara's. His profile wasn't bad either with his chronic explosions and a rare explosion release and kinjutsu. Not only that, but he wasn't ugly looking either! Also, she could just barge into the base like last time and beat their asses. 

    With that, she marked on his page a 'maybe.'

-Flashback End-

     "Gaara," the Uchiha murmured, "Can you move wet sand?"

    The redhead nodded, "Yes, but it'll take a lot more chakra."

     The buckets of water were dumped upon the sand, soaking into the minerals. A clay mixture was also added to the sand and mixed in well. "Can you remake the building?"

     He raised up his hands and the sand rose to his call. The orphans among them stood back and whimpered, careful to be at least five feet away from the moving sand. 

    Slowly, the new building was molded and it was about the same size and shape as the one before. It was time for the big finish. "Katon: Gōka Mekkyaku!"

     Huge flames were expelled from her mouth, practically enveloping the newly formed building. After the jutsu dispersed, there was a newly formed building. Clones went around installing plumbing, vanities, and other necessities. New futons were also bought and a food pantry sign was made.

     After that, she fell to the ground, taking in heaving breaths, "I did *pant* it... Praise me *pant* cause I'm a God."

     Hashirama kneeled up close to her and smiled, patting her head. "You did good."

    "I'm not your goddamned dog," Tsubaki weakly went to raise up her arm to slap his hand away, but her muscles wouldn't budge," ARGG.... FUCK!"

     She looked at the Mokuton user and bluntly stated, "I need some sake."

     He sighed," It's not good for your body though..."

    "Then give me some of your chakra and prove yourself not as worthless as I already know."

    "Fine," he grumbled and his hands hovered over her.

     The energy pumped into her was enough to run around Konoha twenty times. "I'll see you later, Hashirama!"

    With that, she scurried away. "I might as well keep my word, but who should I change into? I need to look at the legal drinking age."

    When she decided who to henge into, it felt as if there was a rock in her throat. It wasn't right to turn into him, but there was no way in hell anyone would recognize him... Well, anyone other than the Senju.

     Tsubaki Uchiha changed her appearance into one of Izuna Uchiha, instantly grimacing at the reflection she saw on the kunai.

     Casually, the onyx orbed 'man' walked into the bar and money on the counter. Gruffly, 'he' said, "Sake, the best you've got."